Person #1: I can't stop thinking about that hot guy with the big bulge in his pants. You know he's packing some heat down there.

Person #2: Holy shit, you're totally bedongled.

bedongled by ihumpedthat June 2, 2015

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bedmond

The "Bedmond" is when a guy is banging a girl with his fingers and then in one motion removes his fingers and unexpectedly adds his penis. A sure fire move to take that drunken hook-up to the next step a lot quicker.

John pulled a "bedmond" on her last night, but his penis small enough where she didn't even notice the switch.

bedmond by A. WarningToVictims April 13, 2005

Badoonga

A bad friend who leaves you to hang out with a boy when you already had plans

I cant believe you ditched me you stupid badoonga!

Badoonga by Aetherlovesminecraft October 8, 2021

bedoobit

The parts that remain after a male cat has been neutered.

The cat has been licking his bedoobits for a long time.

bedoobit by AmandaThorn August 31, 2011

bedooter

A word meaning practically anything--in any grammatical form--but is especially used as an interjection. The word originated when an executive board member of a student programming organization at a small, elite liberal arts college misspoke during a meeting, supposedly combining the words 'deodorant' and 'detergent.'

"BEDOOTER!"

"You shirt looks absolutely bedooterific today!"

"Who just bedootered?"

bedooter by Josh W. July 20, 2008

Bedoor

Bedoor is an Arabic name that corresponds to “moons”. Normally Bedoor is an amazing kind-hearted girl. She is funny and always spreading happiness everywhere. You are lucky if you have Bedoor in your life.

Bedoor is the best person in the world.

Bedoor by leya6666666333633 April 18, 2019

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026