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When you're bedazzled by dong.
Person #1: I can't stop thinking about that hot guy with the big bulge in his pants. You know he's packing some heat down there.

Person #2: Holy shit, you're totally bedongled.
bedongled by ihumpedthat June 2, 2015
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The "Bedmond" is when a guy is banging a girl with his fingers and then in one motion removes his fingers and unexpectedly adds his penis. A sure fire move to take that drunken hook-up to the next step a lot quicker.
John pulled a "bedmond" on her last night, but his penis small enough where she didn't even notice the switch.
bedmond by A. WarningToVictims April 13, 2005

Badoonga 

A bad friend who leaves you to hang out with a boy when you already had plans
I cant believe you ditched me you stupid badoonga!
Badoonga by Aetherlovesminecraft October 8, 2021

bedoobit 

The parts that remain after a male cat has been neutered.
The cat has been licking his bedoobits for a long time.
bedoobit by AmandaThorn August 31, 2011

bedooter 

A word meaning practically anything--in any grammatical form--but is especially used as an interjection. The word originated when an executive board member of a student programming organization at a small, elite liberal arts college misspoke during a meeting, supposedly combining the words 'deodorant' and 'detergent.'
"BEDOOTER!"

"You shirt looks absolutely bedooterific today!"

"Who just bedootered?"
bedooter by Josh W. July 20, 2008
Bedoor is an Arabic name that corresponds to “moons”. Normally Bedoor is an amazing kind-hearted girl. She is funny and always spreading happiness everywhere. You are lucky if you have Bedoor in your life.
Bedoor by leya6666666333633 April 18, 2019