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Badoon: a small porcelane baboon which smells remarkabley of warn socks and eldibery.
Badoonery: the way of acting like a Badoon.
Badoon: yes my Badoon does smell of eldebery
Badoonery: your incessant badoonery never ceases to confound me.
badoon by Alex Lyndham March 10, 2005
Words you can keep
Exclamation; used when a word is pronounced or spelled incorrectly

Derived from baboon, a common insult in LOTM: Lord of the Mysteries
Ezgeeky was such a badoon last stream
Badoon by yUsernaame December 5, 2024

xavier badoon 

a bitch who loves to suck halima's dick and is a gay faggot. if you see him, dial 911 before he rapes you with his small dick. and his hair is turning gray because of all the cum that he sucks from halima dick. stay far away from him, before you get ebola. his ears are so big, he can hear when a kid in africa is crying. and he is blind even with glasses. he is a coolie boy that thinks he's cool. beware
Ew , that kid is such a xavier badoon
xavier badoon by anonymous 120303 February 3, 2018

Badonkadonk 

Keep your eyes on my badonkadonk-donk
Badonkadonk by Mrmacho May 13, 2017
A big, FAT punch, kick, or hit.
You're gonna get a baboonga to the face if you don't shut it.
BABOONGA by BROOMROOMMAN June 7, 2018
when somthing is bad and wrong..from the movie Kung Pow!
"Betty has gone too far. Killing is wrong, and bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing like badwrong or badong. YES, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing, gnodab."
badong by Lisa April 18, 2004

poo baboons 

Poo that becomes entangled in human anal pubes...the person who has the poo baboons would also need to have a pubic forest long enough for the poo to swing
Damn those poo baboons are swinging through the anal forest
poo baboons by Bum fuzz June 5, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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