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the girl who goes around with a strap on in her butt
that girl is walking like a beckuh
Beckuh by pussyhater October 28, 2012
Beckums (n.) bé-kum-z. A name reserved only for the most genetically beautiful and talented female offspring of the Whattakawhatee tribe in the Skandingah region of the Native Great Plains. Derives from the Indian word, Beckumah-Matata, literally translated as "one of molten-hot beauty, with angelic voice, nice rack and fondness for tundra." Legend has it that males in the region had to cover their eyes and ears to avoid seeing or hearing her in fear of an instant and embarrassing protrusion of their native crotch garb - the Breechcloth. This phenomena led to the creation of the totem pole, a monument erected to document all cases of "instant wood" caused by Beckums in Native American history
1. Tonto: Why Lone Ranger, is your face carved above mine on totem pole in my hood?

Lone Ranger: Bro, I was checking out Beckums in the teepee and in the blink of an eye, I friggin jizzed all over my gun belt and saddle. I even yelled, "Hi-yo Silver" for some stupid f'n reason.

Tonto: Welcome to the club Kemosabe...welcome to the club.
Beckums by A Horse-Mouthed bastard September 25, 2010

Odell Beckham 

When a girl takes a dookie on your chest
I felt like getting crazy so I asked her for an Odell Beckham. Took half an hour to clean up
Odell Beckham by wobbojohn September 8, 2020

Beckham Territory 

A term in football for when a freekick is given in an area which would be of pefect location for david beckham to score from, usually just outside the penalty area.
Oh thats definately beckham territory!
Beckham Territory by Woolly90 June 10, 2009

David Beckham effect

Someone having a voice you totally don't expect
Person: Oh that guy, Tracy Chapman has awesome songs...

Me: Dude it's a woman

Person: Oh, I got struck by the David Beckham effect
David Beckham effect by Migh August 9, 2009

Brooklyn Beckham 

Son of great british soccer player David Beckham.
Brooklyn Beckham is the eldest son of David Beckahm.
Brooklyn Beckham by Anonymous September 1, 2003