by Anonymous September 1, 2003
To have access to every opportunity you could possibly want and yet somehow end up doing fuck all with it.
1) You see Dave, he missed three open goals, had amazing passes fed to him and even fluffed two penalties. He made a complete Brookly Beckham of the whole match.
2) You see Dave, at the Battle of Agincourt, 1415, the French army had 10 times the numbers of the English, home advantage, and yet made a complete Brooklyn Beckham of it as they failed to take into account the range and ability of English longbowmen and the muddy terrain.
2) You see Dave, at the Battle of Agincourt, 1415, the French army had 10 times the numbers of the English, home advantage, and yet made a complete Brooklyn Beckham of it as they failed to take into account the range and ability of English longbowmen and the muddy terrain.
by Rintintin the Third August 19, 2022
Stupid name for a child with stupid parents. You know the kid will need counselling after the huge amount of bullying he'll receive at school - and that's before the kids remember who his parents are...
by OD Smith March 31, 2005