A huge stinky turd. Like the mother of all turds, when you really rip a shit that will make it in turd folklore. Most commonly used with the term: "Rip" i.e "Rip a beazley"
These are usually "ripped" after eating a large amount of food, mainly fast food.
"Holy god, i just ripped the most diabolical beazley ever"
"If i eat all that, im going to have to slaughter the most intense beazley"
A women that is easy, she will put out without much effort. Usually found at parties looking to sleep with a playboy aka ladies man. Positively correlates with drunkenness: the more drunk the girls are, the more easy beasies there are.
Travis: I just slept with an easy beasey last night.
Josh: Nice, how was it?
Travis: lets just say she was a easy beasey double please me
Josh: Wow! Very nice, are we going to go looking for easy beasies tonight?
Travis: Yea lets go to the house I went to last night they are crawling with them.
1. A promiscuous female who hops from guy to guy in a crew in the hopes that one of them will see her as more that just a cure for blue balls.
2. A female who's lack of self respect causes her to find validation from penetration.
Example 1
Jules: Shaka! Did you hear?
Cass: Hear what?
Jules: Bianca fucked Sodrel AND Ikeler last night!
Cass: FoReeeal!? Actually, to tell you the truth.... I'm really not surprised, she's such a BEAZY...
Jules: FoReeeal! You got that right!
Example 2
"That chick BE EASY! She wins the BEAZY AWARD of the MONTH!"
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.