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nigger beater bat 

Those cheep skinny black T-ball bats you get at WalMart or the Dollar store that last about half an hour.
Hey Joe, John got all pissed of last night cause I wailed on him with a two nigger beater bats.

beaner-batur 

when you dont want to use that mexican for just mowin the lawn...get him off that jon deer for a second
i always knew he was good with his hands while gardening or how he handles the lawn mower, but i didnt think hed be such a great beaner-batur

beaner bath towel 

When you use a small Mexican child to dry yourself after a shower or whenever you happen to be wet and a small Mexican child is present.
Jose was a very good beaner bath towel for everyone at the pool party.

beavercat 

A wild drunken animal with long talons and razor-sharp teeth, who thrives during the summer and hibernates all winter long. The beavercat likes attacking black tights and biting exposed limbs. Can be found in packs at the bar and in social settings in Fiji. WARNING: Do not cross paths when a beavercat is angry.
"What happened to your arm?"

"That damn beavercat got me"

"What happened to your tights?"

"My tights are now socks thanks to that beavercat"
beavercat by Skittys March 2, 2010

beaverball 

same as fastpitch softball

a sport played and coached, almost exclusively by lesbians

generally understood to refer to softball when talking about an unusually unattractive "female" who plays softball
A: "What is that thing wearing the flanel?"
B: "Oh, that is Terry, she plays beaverball"
A: "Looks like a catcher"
B: "Sigh, yea a catcher"
A: "Brutal stuff"
beaverball by heteroharry May 17, 2011