A wild drunken animal with long talons and razor-sharp teeth, who thrives during the summer and hibernates all winter long. The beavercat likes attacking black tights and biting exposed limbs. Can be found in packs at the bar and in social settings in Fiji. WARNING: Do not cross paths when a beavercat is angry.
"What happened to your arm?"
"That damn beavercat got me"
"What happened to your tights?"
"My tights are now socks thanks to that beavercat"
"That damn beavercat got me"
"What happened to your tights?"
"My tights are now socks thanks to that beavercat"
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Same as a Camel Toe - when a woman's pants are so tight you can see the cleavage of her vagina lips.
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Noun two: Anyone in Cincinnati that’s being a little freak.
Noun two: Anyone in Cincinnati that’s being a little freak.
by TheFreakistBearcat January 15, 2022
Get the Freaky Bearcat mug.The result of taking a cat and, in some humane fashion, attaching a beer bottle to its belly (perhaps using a cat vest with a beer pouch in the front). One then opens the beer and drinks from the bottle as the cat claws one's face.*
*Swim goggles are suggested when attempting to experience beercat.
Originally a meme proposed by Stephen Colbert on the July 5, 2010 Colbert Report.
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*Swim goggles are suggested when attempting to experience beercat.
Originally a meme proposed by Stephen Colbert on the July 5, 2010 Colbert Report.
Some Examples:
*A First Time*
-Hey there, think you can handle BeerCat?
-Awwwww lemme have a go....*click* *glug-RANRW-SSS-SSS-glug* AH!!! IT'S HOT AND COLD AT THE SAME TIME!!
-Yes, that my friend is the duality of BeerCat. Searing and sharp, yet frosty and smooth.
*A Morning After*
-Dude what happened to your face?
-Oh, man - I got mugged on my way back from WaWa.
-Wow man...so the mugger scratched you?
-No, he didn't touch my face, but I was so worked up when I got back that I challenged Jeff to a round of BeerCats. I finished two and he still one-upped me.
-Sucks, man. I guess I'll wait to tell you about your car.
*After Someone's Last Time*
-Ahhhh mannnn, why didn't I ever wear swim goggles for BeerCat?!
-Well, I guess you didn't SEE this coming...OH! BURNNN!
-NOT COOL MAN, NOT COOL. You just wait til it's your corneas.
-Hey there, think you can handle BeerCat?
-Awwwww lemme have a go....*click* *glug-RANRW-SSS-SSS-glug* AH!!! IT'S HOT AND COLD AT THE SAME TIME!!
-Yes, that my friend is the duality of BeerCat. Searing and sharp, yet frosty and smooth.
*A Morning After*
-Dude what happened to your face?
-Oh, man - I got mugged on my way back from WaWa.
-Wow man...so the mugger scratched you?
-No, he didn't touch my face, but I was so worked up when I got back that I challenged Jeff to a round of BeerCats. I finished two and he still one-upped me.
-Sucks, man. I guess I'll wait to tell you about your car.
*After Someone's Last Time*
-Ahhhh mannnn, why didn't I ever wear swim goggles for BeerCat?!
-Well, I guess you didn't SEE this coming...OH! BURNNN!
-NOT COOL MAN, NOT COOL. You just wait til it's your corneas.
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