I would attempt to make important and meaningful changes in the way the organization runs but I am Beaurotic and thus fearful of the red tape I would have to go through make such changes
by Esquire Judge June 22, 2021
Get the Beaurotic mug.All girls inevitably commit the self-destructive act of beauti-cide. Deciding to throw caution to the wind, and ignore the input of the opposite sex, women will eventually take matters into their own hands and perform a visual downgrading to their own looks.
Egged on by other already shitty looking friends, the hot girl will sooner or later, cut off her hair, add bangs, or start doing her makeup like shit. It’s inevitable and when it occurs, the woman makes a land speed record from hot –to- Not.
The most common occurrences come when a woman somehow convinces her self that short mousy hair is hotter than her long hair. Men all over the earth know this to be a myth, but men are powerless to stop the beauti-cide pheonomenon. What women don’t often understand, is that cutting your hair short, or cutting bangs makes their ass get fatter instantly.
The girls attractiveness and ability to attract males instantly drops by 20%.
Somehow, other women still encourage their peers into this masochistic act and the women blindly follow like lemmings off the cliff from sexy, to mom’sville. It appears all someone needs to say is “your fabulous” like some bizarre entry into a sex-and-the city set; and women will willfully destroy their beauty. Like a rebellious angry teenager they just piss on their sexiness for no apparent benefit other than to be true to their nature: bitches.
Egged on by other already shitty looking friends, the hot girl will sooner or later, cut off her hair, add bangs, or start doing her makeup like shit. It’s inevitable and when it occurs, the woman makes a land speed record from hot –to- Not.
The most common occurrences come when a woman somehow convinces her self that short mousy hair is hotter than her long hair. Men all over the earth know this to be a myth, but men are powerless to stop the beauti-cide pheonomenon. What women don’t often understand, is that cutting your hair short, or cutting bangs makes their ass get fatter instantly.
The girls attractiveness and ability to attract males instantly drops by 20%.
Somehow, other women still encourage their peers into this masochistic act and the women blindly follow like lemmings off the cliff from sexy, to mom’sville. It appears all someone needs to say is “your fabulous” like some bizarre entry into a sex-and-the city set; and women will willfully destroy their beauty. Like a rebellious angry teenager they just piss on their sexiness for no apparent benefit other than to be true to their nature: bitches.
Guy1: "Hey, did Crystal’s ass balloon overnight?”
Guy2:“no dude, she committed beauticide and cut her hair short"
Guy1:“really its amazing how much fatter she is now”
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Guy1: "Jim, what happened to your girlfriend? "
Jim:“her friends convinced her to commit beauticide; I can’t date women with bangs, bangs look like shit and everyone knows their bitches”
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Guy1: Dude, I never knew she had cankles.
Guy2: I know they appeared to grow over night after she committed beauticide.
Guy2:“no dude, she committed beauticide and cut her hair short"
Guy1:“really its amazing how much fatter she is now”
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Guy1: "Jim, what happened to your girlfriend? "
Jim:“her friends convinced her to commit beauticide; I can’t date women with bangs, bangs look like shit and everyone knows their bitches”
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Guy1: Dude, I never knew she had cankles.
Guy2: I know they appeared to grow over night after she committed beauticide.
by Lascivious April 19, 2010
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by kammy1 February 4, 2010
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A beauticle is a synecdoche which has beauty in mind as its complement.
In other words, A beauticle is a sample of beauty, often fortuitously glimpsing insight to beauty.
A beauticle is a synecdoche which has beauty in mind as its complement.
In other words, A beauticle is a sample of beauty, often fortuitously glimpsing insight to beauty.
Gentleman: "Your {insert feature} is stunning! I haven't noticed it in quite the same way before. A true beauticle!"
Gentleman: "I've been privileged to have met you and your many beauticles on our first date - true insights into your beauty!"
Gentleman: "I've been privileged to have met you and your many beauticles on our first date - true insights into your beauty!"
by leximecca August 29, 2009
Get the Beauticle mug.when you broke and dont have any money to your hair done.You do it yourself or let a girlfiend do it in you kitchen or bathroom.
I dont have any money to get my hair done today.I'll do it myself. I guess ill be a kitchen beautician.
by Dawndy August 13, 2010
Get the kitchen beautician mug.A beauty so immense that normal adjectives can't describe it. Used to describe an object of such great appearance that the sight of it can at times be blinding, if not fatal. Few individuals have reached this level of beauty, and as of yet, all who have, have died from seeing their own reflections, besides Chuck Norris. Mystics can notice a strong aura surrounding any objects that came in direct contact with a being or object that is beauticul.
The criminal was blinded by the beauticul Chuck Norris, and recieved a direct roundhouse kick to the face as a result.
by Skidus Markitus September 5, 2009
Get the Beauticul mug.Recently discovered unit of measured specially created to attempt to measure the sheer weight of Thomas Bryant. A single Tonometric Beauroton equates to 100 tonnes.
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