Beauticle 

- Noun -

A beauticle is a synecdoche which has beauty in mind as its complement.

In other words, A beauticle is a sample of beauty, often fortuitously glimpsing insight to beauty.

Gentleman: "Your {insert feature} is stunning! I haven't noticed it in quite the same way before. A true beauticle!"

Gentleman: "I've been privileged to have met you and your many beauticles on our first date - true insights into your beauty!"

Beauticle by leximecca August 29, 2009

Beautiple

A word used by Salad Fingers to describe how good the hair that he found looked with the other hairs

"You all look so beautiple together, so happy. A gay little quintette, gently singing in the breeze" - Salad Fingers

Beautiple by Florishing Flowers September 8, 2010

Beautifulerest 

Being more beautiful then beautifuler and beautifulerest.

Damn girl you the beautifulerest!

Beautifulerest by Yodady August 26, 2013

beautie 

A mix of a beauty and a cutie.

R: Hey, do you know Justine?
R: She's such a beautie!

beautie by RawR<33 July 28, 2010

Beautilicious 

1 . A compliment to finding a woman very attractive, or a food very tasty. 2. To taste as good as an object/female looks, or looks as good as a female/object tastes. 3. Not to be used when wearing beer goggles, or smoking weed as the senses are dulled and the word is usually ascribed to something that usually tastes like ass, or looks like it.

That hot blonde is Beautilicious! The cheerleaders in the NFL are Beautilicious!

Beautilicious by alphabetazed October 5, 2009

beautie_

im actually going to sob why isn't she on this. ANYWAYS BEAUTIE_ IS AN ABSOLUTELY AMAAZZZINNNG TWITCH STREAMER WHO IF YOU ARENT AT THE VERY LEAST FOLLOWING, YOU ARE LAME! Anyways beau is absolutely stunning no only streamer but shes on twitch, twitter, youtube, tiktok and instagram, i believe

Somebody: who's beautie_ ?

Me: How dare you little mother trucker not know who she is, i will make you regret every decision you've every made you stupid little bit-

beautie_ by iwannadiewannadiehahajklol October 7, 2021

beauticide

All girls inevitably commit the self-destructive act of beauti-cide. Deciding to throw caution to the wind, and ignore the input of the opposite sex, women will eventually take matters into their own hands and perform a visual downgrading to their own looks.

Egged on by other already shitty looking friends, the hot girl will sooner or later, cut off her hair, add bangs, or start doing her makeup like shit. It’s inevitable and when it occurs, the woman makes a land speed record from hot –to- Not.

The most common occurrences come when a woman somehow convinces her self that short mousy hair is hotter than her long hair. Men all over the earth know this to be a myth, but men are powerless to stop the beauti-cide pheonomenon. What women don’t often understand, is that cutting your hair short, or cutting bangs makes their ass get fatter instantly.

The girls attractiveness and ability to attract males instantly drops by 20%.

Somehow, other women still encourage their peers into this masochistic act and the women blindly follow like lemmings off the cliff from sexy, to mom’sville. It appears all someone needs to say is “your fabulous” like some bizarre entry into a sex-and-the city set; and women will willfully destroy their beauty. Like a rebellious angry teenager they just piss on their sexiness for no apparent benefit other than to be true to their nature: bitches.

Guy1: "Hey, did Crystal’s ass balloon overnight?”

Guy2:“no dude, she committed beauticide and cut her hair short"
Guy1:“really its amazing how much fatter she is now”
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Guy1: "Jim, what happened to your girlfriend? "
Jim:“her friends convinced her to commit beauticide; I can’t date women with bangs, bangs look like shit and everyone knows their bitches”
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Guy1: Dude, I never knew she had cankles.

Guy2: I know they appeared to grow over night after she committed beauticide.

beauticide by Lascivious April 19, 2010