Beat-up

Anyone that looks like they have been beaten up, or the action of beating someone up

"He looks like a beat-up"
or
"I'm gonna open up a can of beat-up on his arse"

by Stephen Bradley April 28, 2006

Beat-up

A news story that has been written in such a way to make it appear more dramatic or sensational than it actually is.

Typically accompanied by an attention-grabbing headline.

That story of a man giving birth was a beat-up.

by _Steve March 18, 2009

beat up

1) (v) To injure physically in a fist fight.
2) (v) To have sex with (a woman).
3) (adj) Extremely ugly, as a person.
4) (adj) Old, weather beaten, and in tatters.

Getting beat up by that sumo wrestler and being run down by his beat up '85 Chevy Nova was quite a price to pay for having beat up his crack whore girlfriend, who ended up looking pretty beat up when I finally sobered up. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit popping Vicodin.

by Nick D August 12, 2004

beat up on

To criticise or generally make derogatory remarks about the subject.

Man, I can't stand it when people beat up on Microsoft for no frickin' reason whatsoever.

by theFunction March 11, 2008

beat up

To be messed up/fucked up; basically replaced in any sentence where fucked up is used as an adjective.

Example 1:
Lukas: Franklin took a shit on the ice last night when we were ice fishing.

Jake: Are you serious??

Lukas: Yeah, is that beat up?

Jake: That's beat the fuck up

Example 2:
Lukas: Did you hear Katie pretended she was pregnant with twins just so people would feel bad for her?

Jake: Katie lies all the time. She's beat up.

by chief7323 January 15, 2014

beat up

To be worn out or tore up.

That chicks pussy is so beat up, she did the whole football team.

by BillyBob April 3, 2005

beat up

A Gary-Chicago term used to refer to the act of eating.
Food is often referred to as "beat'em ups"

I about to hit 'danos and beat up a pizza.

by gravity5 April 14, 2006