Beat-up

Anyone that looks like they have been beaten up, or the action of beating someone up

"He looks like a beat-up"
or
"I'm gonna open up a can of beat-up on his arse"

Beat-up by Stephen Bradley April 28, 2006

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Beat-up

A news story that has been written in such a way to make it appear more dramatic or sensational than it actually is.

Typically accompanied by an attention-grabbing headline.

That story of a man giving birth was a beat-up.

Beat-up by _Steve March 18, 2009

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beat up

1) (v) To injure physically in a fist fight.
2) (v) To have sex with (a woman).
3) (adj) Extremely ugly, as a person.
4) (adj) Old, weather beaten, and in tatters.

Getting beat up by that sumo wrestler and being run down by his beat up '85 Chevy Nova was quite a price to pay for having beat up his crack whore girlfriend, who ended up looking pretty beat up when I finally sobered up. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit popping Vicodin.

beat up by Nick D August 12, 2004

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beat up

To be messed up/fucked up; basically replaced in any sentence where fucked up is used as an adjective.

Example 1:
Lukas: Franklin took a shit on the ice last night when we were ice fishing.

Jake: Are you serious??

Lukas: Yeah, is that beat up?

Jake: That's beat the fuck up

Example 2:
Lukas: Did you hear Katie pretended she was pregnant with twins just so people would feel bad for her?

Jake: Katie lies all the time. She's beat up.

beat up by chief7323 January 15, 2014