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a term commonly used in chicago, gary, and other great lakes cities to refer to the bitterly cold winter winds. the term has three widely accepted origins, with acceptance depending on the local group. 1. the term is derived as a result of similarities between the sound of the screeching winds and wailing screams of the many raptors (ie. hawks) in the region 2. the bitter winds are attributed to chest colds, causing one to "hawk" phlegm during the winter 3. is an abbreviation for "howling-ass wind kills" because of the many homeless people that succumb during the winter
The fucking hawk is at 40 and they still won't close the schools!
hawk by gravity5 December 1, 2007
pronounced "gyke'-ho" Intended as a pun derived from the popular insurance commercials. By definition, geichoe is a female of loose virtue or promiscuity (a slut or hoe). A woman "so easy, a caveman could do her."
action is "geichoing"
She comes at me like she wants a boyfriend, but that bitch been a geichoe since birth.
Geichoe by gravity5 March 7, 2007

heavy dick 

The stage of arousal that occurs between complete limpness and rock hard erection. In this stage, the penis is about half engorged and is too soft to stand proud and erect but to hard to be completely flaccid. The elevated blood levels give the penis a lumbering, heavy feel. Ironically, it is possible to either urinate or ejaculate in this stage (see: messy marvin). Also, because the penis still hangs low, its increased size makes this stage ideal for attempting to visually impress or slapping sexual partners.
When my girlfriend got off the pill I had to start wearin' rubbers again. As soon as I reached for one I went from rock hard to heavy dick.
heavy dick by gravity5 February 23, 2007

gym shoe 

A sandwich created in the far south side of Chicago, Ill. It constructed identically to the ubiquitous Italian beef sandwich, but substitutes tender roast beef for gyro meat. Giardiniera is used on both sandwiches
Aye jo; lemme get a gym shoe wit cheese, some fries and a red pop.
gym shoe by gravity5 February 17, 2007
a term originally used to describe a less than favorable segment of the African-american population. Usage is now considered laughable by most younger individuals of the African-American population. However, it is often used to refer to a pridefully ignorant individual of any ethnicity when preceeded by an appropriat adjective indicating color or environment.
The word nigger is only offensive to those who are niggers.
Nigger by gravity5 April 19, 2006
a derogatory term used to refer to white people, refering to their translucency and foul smell
It's a fuckin blizzard with all these slobs out here.
slobs by gravity5 April 17, 2006
a termed commonly used in the Gary-Chicago area to refer a state of inebriation or drunkeness
We got popped that henn. last night
popped by gravity5 April 14, 2006