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Beast Burger 

A very angry looking Vagina. Normally hairy and unkempt, large meaty lips and with a personality of its own. Beware anyone who turns their back on a ladies beast burger
Omg, I managed to get to 3rd base with Wendy last night and I thought her beast burger was going to eat me!?
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You're Kimchi the Best Burger 

A burger that comes with kimchi
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the You're Kimchi the Best Burger, you should try it!"

burger beat

Slang for excessive chest hair sticking out of the top of a semi buttoned shirt.

British English derivative of the South Jersey term Hamburger Meat.
'Look at Will wandering about with his Burger Beat out, I wish he'd fasten that top button up!'
burger beat by CF Enterprises January 31, 2018

Hit Me With Your Best Shallot Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger that comes with shallots
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Hit Me With Your Best Shallot burger, it has shallots!"

beat the burger

A phrase which despite its possible connotations is not in any way sexual.

It derives from the incredibly amusing activity of beating your rival's oversized burger in the Fuzion Frenzy mini game. This is a race, the result of which both the competitor's future pride and dignity is decided. FOR EVER.

The action on screen must be accompanied by some hard-hitting anthems (ie. Smack My Bitch Up, Bombtrack etc).
"Wait for it...

race, BEAT THE BURGER!"
beat the burger by morgangills December 1, 2004

burger blast

impulsivley deciding to eat a high fat, drive through meal for lunch during the work week. Resulting in a violent mid-afternoon bowel movement in the office bathroom for all to smell.
Hey, what did you do for lunch.

Man, I ran errands during lunch. I had to burger blast it! I feel sorry for anyone who has to walk by that door this afternoon. It was a serious spackle job.
burger blast by fubuquializm November 13, 2007

Burger beat down 

The act of pounding ones "meat" so vigorously that it makes ones penis actually resemble a meat patty.
"Man, I was poundin my shit so hard last night, it was like a burger beat down up in this bitch.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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