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a) a dead joke
b) a joke which is absolutely not funny
c) a comment which turns a normal situation into an awkward situation

pronounced bar-neh-shh
Lame Joke creator: "You're so stupid that you failed your math test"

Other Person: BARNESH
barnesh by John Merrymen May 19, 2010

Bearsharking

The title of a situation between two people who are "hooking up exclusively" but have not acknowledged to each other or to the public at large that they are dating.
In reference to one's relationship status: Q. "What are you guys?" A. "We're bearsharking" or "we're not dating, we're just bearsharking."
Bearsharking by Abdog September 28, 2010

earnesha 

Young beautiful brown skin she may seem ghetto but is very sweet and loving hard working loyal to whom ever she is in a relationship with loves her family will do anything to help them her body is also amazing.
Earnesha is a beautiful brown skin person
earnesha by Virties December 18, 2019

Bearshak 

A all male gay bar consisting of larger gay men, "Bears"
Malcome likes going to the bearshak after work almost everyday.
Bearshak by YKM October 9, 2013

beanshaped

- ADJECTIVE

1. word used to describe anything bad or unusual
2. drunk out of your wits, screwed up, unfortunate, bent out of shape, irregular, out of the ordinary
4. a description for any situation that has gone awry or amok
3. a description for a situation so horrible that no word could be used other than 'beanshaped'

- VERB (to go beanshaped)

1. to go awry or amok
2. to chicken out of something at the last minute
3. the PG-13 version of saying, "I fucked up"
ADJECTIVE

"Is it just me or is this day starting to feel like it's going to be beanshaped? Something's really off, must be the weather."

"There was an open bar at the party last night and of course, I went home beanshaped!"

"Our date was going so well until things just started going beanshaped on me when I ran into an ex-girlfriend of mine at the same bar!"

VERB

"I seriously thought I studied enough, but I really think I beanshaped that exam so badly!"

"Don't go out telling chicks you love them if you're just gonna go beanshaped on them the moment you get any of them pregnant!"
beanshaped by thebeansprouts April 29, 2009

Bearsharktopus 

The organic lovechild of a 3-way between a Bear, a Shark and an Octopus. Has all the awesome traits of each animal in one crossbreeding superior being.
"My coworker quit smoking and she's acting like a Bearsharktopus today!"
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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