Bearshark

On August 15, 1807 Jeremiah Debussy discover the "Bear Shark" in the Arctic Ocean. The "Bear Shark" has head of an American Black bear. Has the body of a Whale Shark. For extremities it has 4 bear like legs with the back having a frog like motif. The paws are of a bear and webbed. It is an amphibious mammal. The scientific term for this animal is "Ursus typus"

The Bearshark stands 7.5 feet tall. Weights nearly half a ton. Is gray and brown in color. Encounters have caused several Arctic explorations to come to a bloody end due to vast destruction of personnel and pack animals.

Bearshark by Tcheung October 31, 2008

bearstacked 

Adj. Hella huge and extraordinarily fit.

Check out that bearstacked killa on the incline press

bearstacked by K. Washington July 26, 2016

Bearsnake 

A combination of two common football exercises. A serpentine, which requires those participating to jog across the football field using the horizontal yard lines as a path. Those doing a serpentine will start at one endzone and snake their way up five yards for each trip across the field until they've reached the other endzone.

A serpentine becomes a bearsnake when combined with bear crawls. Those unlucky enough to endure the pain of a single bearsnake will experience over 1,000 yards of bearcrawling back and forth across the field.

Because of the infamous difficulty of a bearsnake, the name has become a synonym for anyone who is stupid, retarded, socially awkward, or just plain derpy. If someone calls someone else a bearsnake it means they think so lowly of the person that their mere presence inspires the same pain as one would feel from doing bearsnakes.

Snakey (adj.) is used to describe people or things that possess attributes comparable to bearsnakes. It is not correct to say, "They are bearsnakey" or "They are like a bearsnake." One should exercise the use of this word in these situations.

Football Guy #1: Dude, I did 1/4 of a bearsnake yesterday!

Football Guy #2: Dude, no way! That shit's crazy difficult!

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Guy #1: I just heard from Tori that Jason prematurely ejaculates!

Guy#2: I'm not surprised. Jason is such a bearsnake.

Guy #1: Yeah, I guess he IS pretty snakey.

Bearsnake by TheAlmighty8 July 15, 2011

Beavshak 

Is a special type of maine coon-like beast that likes to get wedgies and pats on the nose, purrfers to get high on catnip and fart bad to scare predetors away.
Farts and queefs as part of their mating ritual to attract the other gender with their perticular odur.

Beavshak queefed so loud through his manhole while high on catnip one night the males thought he was a female and tried mate with him.

Beavshak by Siginutcutter March 15, 2022

Bearsharking

The title of a situation between two people who are "hooking up exclusively" but have not acknowledged to each other or to the public at large that they are dating.

In reference to one's relationship status: Q. "What are you guys?" A. "We're bearsharking" or "we're not dating, we're just bearsharking."

Bearsharking by Abdog September 28, 2010

Bearshak 

A all male gay bar consisting of larger gay men, "Bears"

Malcome likes going to the bearshak after work almost everyday.

Bearshak by YKM October 9, 2013

beavershark 

Beaversharks are an indigenous species to Pine Mountain, Georgia, and are found in the lakes of Callaway Gardens. They prefer deeper water, but occasionally can be spotted near shore, especially at dawn or dusk. They have buck teeth and a beaver tale, with a body reminiscent of a shark. Adult beaversharks can grow up to 3 feet long. Beaversharks feed on large fish and turtles, and have been known to bite human children.

Always stay inside the swim area, the beaversharks are hungry this time of day.

beavershark by U.S. Fish and Game July 20, 2007