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Bear Jew 

The nickname of UFC submission ace Paul Craig.
Paul Craig is a UFC Light Heavy Weight fighter known for his last second finishes. The Scottish Craig is a standout submission fighter who once won a fight via armbar with one second left in the fight. Paul Craig is a badass who goes by the nickname Bear Jew because he looks like a giant Jewish bear. Craig also does a great Rocky impression!
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The Bear Jew 

Also known as Sgt. Donny Donnowitz, is known by german soldiers as "The Bear Jew". The Bear Jew is a gigantic, baseball bat swinging nazi hunter from Boston, and his many accomplishments include killing Hitler, and many other high ranking Nazis, and scalping 100 german soldiers. Appears in the movie "Inglorious Basterds."
Aldo the Apache: This man wants to die for his country; Oblige him.

The Bear Jew:

*As he is bashing a nazi's head in* Home run, out of the park.
The Bear Jew by The Flying 69 August 24, 2009

Bear Jew 

1. n. Eli Roth's character in Inglorious Basterds

2. v. to beat someone up with a baseball bat
1.
Person #1:Did you see Quentin Tarantino's new film?

Person #2: Yeah! The Bear Jew is awesome.

2.

Person #1: What happened to Sam's face?

Person #2: Joe Bear Jew'ed the shit out of him.
Bear Jew by T.Jew September 16, 2010

Bear Jew 

A Jew who beats Nazi asses to death with a baseball bat. Wears a wife beater and slacks.
1. Oh mine god!
2. What? What is it!?
3. It's ze Bear Jew!

bearjelly 

one of the funniest and coolest tiktokers out there
person a: hey have you seen bearjelly 's new video on tiktok
person b: yeah, they're cool
bearjelly by arizias July 21, 2021
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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