Bearheart 

A horny mormon sorcerer who manipulates women to fight imaginary astral battles against enemies he makes up.

Bearheart will save us!

Bearheart by GOODS March 25, 2013

Captain Beefheart 

Captain Beefheart (aka Don Van Vliet) and The Magic Band produced what is commonly regarded by critics and fans as one of rock's few truly original bodies of work. Combining elements of free jazz, blues and rock, they produced something distinctly different from anything which had ever been heard before, and heavily influenced a wide range of later musicians such as Tom Waits, PJ Harvey and John Lydon.

In the words of Frank Zappa, "Listen, be quiet and pay attention to this man's music, because if you don't, you might miss something important and we wouldn't want that to happen to you. You need all the friends you can get."

Quite simply the most original and greatest musician of the last 100 years.

You've never heard of Beefheart? You must be fucking lame.

Captain Beefheart by russxl February 1, 2005

Bearhead 

A girl who doesn't go along with Tits or GTFO, ever, despite the fact that she's on the internets. She completely disregards the rules of the internets set forth by it's founding fathers, George Washington and Samuel L. Jackson.

A bearhead is the cancer that is Rules 1 and 2. Usually she's too cute for the newfags to lecture on the rules, because she has "vampire red" hair or foxtail highlights or some shit. Essentially, she is a honey badger.

That camgirl is such a bearhead.

DAMNIT, TITS OR GTFO BEARHEAD!

Hi, I'm Dodger and this is my show!

Bearhead by SupercalifragilisticexpiDodger January 7, 2013

dearheart 

an affectionate soubriquet for the person that has woken your heart and dispelled your misgivings about the world at large (re its "shame and terror" -Saroyan).

pass the spliff dearheart.

dearheart by antimattr September 7, 2008

beefheart 

Part of musician and painter Don Van Vliet's stage name. From the title of a script written by Von Vliet and Frank Zappa in the mid-sixties: "Captain Beefheart versus The Grunt People". Where they got it before that can be found by careful research, but the point is it was a good-sounding name. Van Vliet said on the David Letterman show, when questioned about the name, that he had "a beef in my heart against this society".

Captain Beefheart's "Trout Mask Replica" is a legendary record, but you can try "Clear Spot" or "Safe as Milk" first if you want.

beefheart by lcdn January 5, 2009

Barnheart

(bärn-härt)
n.
A psychological disorder, usually of childhood, characterized by impairments in social interactions and repetitive behavior patterns centered around agricultural aspirations; particularly organic, natural, and sustainable farming pursuits.

Barnheart is that sudden overcast feeling that hits you while at work or in the middle of the grocery store checkout line. It’s unequivocally knowing you want to be a farmer — and for whatever personal circumstances — cannot be one just yet. So there you are, heartsick and confused in the passing lane, wondering why you cannot stop thinking about heritage livestock and electric fences.

It’s a dreamer’s disease: a mix of hope, determination, and grit.

(--Jenna Woginrich, 2010)

Barnheart by farmchef01 February 3, 2010

dearheart 

the greatest term of affection known to mankind

"peter, you are such a dearheart"

dearheart by a town. December 14, 2008