Bearden 

A name of a person, specifically a female, who rudely defaced a Memorial to Steve Irwin in Clark Q 202.

When you go to a person's room, don't be an Allison Bearden.

Bearden by Men of Q November 9, 2008

Mr. Bearden 

Very caring and unique person who likes to camp in (un)common room so he can catch violators of study hour

-Is it Tuesday already?
-Yep
-Finally, we will have Mr. Bearden

Mr. Bearden by Pablo EmilioGaviria March 8, 2021

Titus bearden 

Titus bearden is the epitome of charisma and success. Known as the "Top G," he exudes confidence and possesses an impressive physical presence. His intellect is sharp, his appearance is both handsome and irresistibly sexy, and his financial acumen ensures he always makes money. Titus is adored by all the girls, captivating them with his charm and allure.

Girl 1: Have you heard about Titus bearden They call him the Top G for a reason.

Girl 2: Oh, absolutely! He’s got the biggest Johnson and every girl is crazy about him.

Girl 3: I know, right? He's not just good-looking; he's insanely smart too. He makes so much money!

Girl 4: And he's so charming. Every time he walks into a room, you can’t help but notice him.

Girl 1: Seriously, he’s the full package. Handsome, sexy, intelligent, and successful. What more could you want?

Girl 2: Plus, he’s so confident. It's like he knows exactly who he is and what he wants.

Girl 3: And his name, Titus, it’s just so... strong.

Girl 4: I think we’re all a little in love with him.

Titus bearden by Luxecarmakestiktok June 23, 2024

bearded expense

An ancient god of earbud destruction reborn as a Team fortress 2 Player, Known for accompanying The YouTuber Soundsmith he will frequently use his mic for Screaming and making other Eldritch sounds that no human should be able to make. Generally seen as a heavy main that is both useful and Fucking hilarious at the same time. He's the most meme-ish of SoundSmith's Small team.

Man; Hey did you see that new Soundsmith video with bearded expense in it?

Man 2; Yeah he was messing around with a team of heavies on random servers! My ears kinda hurt now though...

bearded expense by HeccinAngeryCinnabon February 24, 2019

Bearders Remorse 

1.Extreme anguish occurring immediately following the removable of a Beard. Often following the removal, bitter regret and reminiscing of good times yourself and the beard had and questioning the decision is common. This often lasts until 5 O’clock the following day depending upon length, care and quality. Many will question your decision while others will applaud, however only you and your beard know the actuality.

The choice to disband from your beard is often not of your own will, but of someone else’s, this is the worst case. An example of this is where an individual is required to shave his/her beard for a job, and this person experiences Bearders Remorse.

The choice to shave without cause is a tragic one, in that the shaver doesn’t foresee the remorse that is ahead of him until it is upon him and he has Bearders Remorse.

The choice to shave with the anticipation of Beard ers Remorse due to past Beards dose makes the shave easier, and the shaver feels minimal Bearders Remorse.

Bearders Remorse by snarkyharkyshow August 25, 2011

bearded bagpipes 

A slang term for a set of hairy testicles.

"She played amazing grace on my bearded bagpipes all night."

"I heard you deflated your bearded bagpipes all over your mom's face."

"Too bad she choked on my bearded bagpipes before I could play her a song."

bearded bagpipes by brBling April 18, 2009

bearded clamshell 

An Australian term for vagina

Oi Show us your bearded clamshell

bearded clamshell by mt1 June 29, 2006