Beard Rape
Randomly stroking a random victims beard, The bigger the beard and the harder the rape, the more points you score.
Beard Rape by cum nugget June 23, 2010
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beard rape
when someone (usually a male.. I guess a female could do this if she had facial hair..) rubs their facial hair on another poerson's face.. painful.
beard rape by She Wags January 3, 2007
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Rape Beard
Rape Beard by Beard Rape August 25, 2009
Rape beard
a scraggly nasty ass half beard that filthy teens have in an attempt to have a beard but they failed and they didn't even know it.
Look at Eric... He TOTALLY has a rape beard- Some Girl
Oh my god! I can't believe he rapes people!- Some other girl
EXAMPLE 2
You are under arrest- Cop
NO! Why? I didn't do anything!- Eric
Woah! I thought that you had just raped that person!- Cop
Oh my god! I can't believe he rapes people!- Some other girl
EXAMPLE 2
You are under arrest- Cop
NO! Why? I didn't do anything!- Eric
Woah! I thought that you had just raped that person!- Cop
Rape beard by IgotsumCRABZ June 24, 2009
Polar Bear Rape
the growing epidemic of people being raped by polar bears. if you see a polar bear acting in a seductive manner stay calm and don't show any signs of returning those feelings, because you will be raped.
Old man: I was out in the frozen tundra of alaska with my friend Mantuck hunting alpaca when we saw a person getting raped by a polar bear.
Person: ***Gasp***
Old man: then when I was sleeping the polar bear raped me. When i called the police they said they couldn't help.
Paid actor: Polar Bear rape is a growing epidemic and needs to be taken seriously
Person: ***Gasp***
Old man: then when I was sleeping the polar bear raped me. When i called the police they said they couldn't help.
Paid actor: Polar Bear rape is a growing epidemic and needs to be taken seriously
Polar Bear Rape by #polarbearrapeofficals January 10, 2013
Bear Hug Rape (BHR)
A form of rape in which a man with really long arms approaches a group of students, collects as many as he can in one bear hug, and rapes all of the captured school children.
Sami ran back to her counsellor alone, disobeying her camp's buddy system. "Someone bear hug raped four of us!" she exclaimed, tears running down her cheeks. "Why didn't we listen to the warnings of BHR that our friends gave us?! We could have ran in separate directions!"
Bear Hug Rape (BHR) is not a joke.
Bear Hug Rape (BHR) is not a joke.
Bear Hug Rape (BHR) by Freestyle Rapz Foreva July 7, 2011
Rapest Beard
The sort if scraggly, unkempt facial hair you get if you neglect shaving for a week or so. typically too short to be considered a legitimate beard, this may or may not include a molester mustache.
Rapest Beard by Ümbra May 25, 2004
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