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Beard Rape

Randomly stroking a random victims beard, The bigger the beard and the harder the rape, the more points you score.
When we catch bin laden, im gonna beard rape him to the max!
by cum nugget June 23, 2010
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beard rape

when someone (usually a male.. I guess a female could do this if she had facial hair..) rubs their facial hair on another poerson's face.. painful.
"Chris you need to shave!"- girl
lkahg pijf (beard rape)- Chris's chin hair on girls face
by She Wags January 3, 2007
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Rape Beard

Pirate, rapist, and cousin of Blue Beard and Red Beard. Also, the great uncle of Captain Hook.
Look out, here comes Rape Beard!

Rape Beard: ARGGHHHH!
by Beard Rape August 25, 2009
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Rape beard

a scraggly nasty ass half beard that filthy teens have in an attempt to have a beard but they failed and they didn't even know it.
Look at Eric... He TOTALLY has a rape beard- Some Girl

Oh my god! I can't believe he rapes people!- Some other girl

EXAMPLE 2

You are under arrest- Cop

NO! Why? I didn't do anything!- Eric

Woah! I thought that you had just raped that person!- Cop
by IgotsumCRABZ June 24, 2009
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Polar Bear Rape

the growing epidemic of people being raped by polar bears. if you see a polar bear acting in a seductive manner stay calm and don't show any signs of returning those feelings, because you will be raped.
Old man: I was out in the frozen tundra of alaska with my friend Mantuck hunting alpaca when we saw a person getting raped by a polar bear.
Person: ***Gasp***
Old man: then when I was sleeping the polar bear raped me. When i called the police they said they couldn't help.
Paid actor: Polar Bear rape is a growing epidemic and needs to be taken seriously
by #polarbearrapeofficals January 10, 2013
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Bear Hug Rape (BHR)

A form of rape in which a man with really long arms approaches a group of students, collects as many as he can in one bear hug, and rapes all of the captured school children.
Sami ran back to her counsellor alone, disobeying her camp's buddy system. "Someone bear hug raped four of us!" she exclaimed, tears running down her cheeks. "Why didn't we listen to the warnings of BHR that our friends gave us?! We could have ran in separate directions!"

Bear Hug Rape (BHR) is not a joke.
by Freestyle Rapz Foreva July 7, 2011
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Rapest Beard

The sort if scraggly, unkempt facial hair you get if you neglect shaving for a week or so. typically too short to be considered a legitimate beard, this may or may not include a molester mustache.
When Chris got back from vacation he had the sickest rapest beard.
by Ümbra May 25, 2004
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