molester mustache

the pathetic pre-pubescent mustache with only a few hairs. This look is typically sported by white trash, lazy stoner high schoolers (or anyone too lazy to shave), kids trying to impress girls with their peach fuzz and OF COURSE, child molesters.

see: crustache; peach fuzz
Dude, nice molester mustache... ever heard of shaving?
by Ümbra May 25, 2004
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whifferdil

an extremely offensive and insulting term used on anyone acting like an idiot. this term is so insulting that the only proper response would be a swift two finger surprise.

origin: unknown; but entirely unrelated to the aviation term.
Pando stop being such a fuckin whifferdil.
by Ümbra May 26, 2004
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F.W.T.

"Fuck Word Trade"

For your listening pleasure...
Fuck World Trade!

Scabies and metalheads
born in the gutter
and chained to the radiator of a squat basement for 16 years
we are proud to announce a triumphant return
the thunderous cacophony
the crack rock steady beat!
The skewed development policies kill people everyday and they keep us so hypnotized that even though its right infront of our eyes we dont see it, World trade is a death machine...
by Ümbra September 10, 2004
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two finger surprise

a very condescending, swift back-handed strick to the temple using one's middle and index fingers. this strike is only to be used in retaliation to isolence or in response to some loser trying to act clever. additionally it should never be used as a threat, like pulling back your fist to threaten a punch... it must be quick, methodical, unexpected, and impulsive.
Chris was being a douche so i gave him a two finger surprise.

...that sounds dirty...
by Ümbra May 26, 2004
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Reagan Youth

an INCREDIBLE political punk band formed in New York in the 1970's, by David "Insurgent" Rubinstein and Paul Bakija. They were Anarchist peace-punk whose songs often contained ironic and satirical messages regarding government and society. Reagan Youth broke up in the late 80's, after tension from touring and drug abuse... the break up was made official when Ronald Reagan left the White House. Thought they only released one album during the time they were a band, their influence on punk is undeniable.


in 1993 after many years of battling drug addiction and the sudden loss of his mother to a car accident and girlfriend to notorious serial killer Joel Rifkin, David Insurgent committed suicide.
Reagan Youth had a tremendious influence on punk rock.
by Ümbra August 14, 2004
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ghetto blaster

The term for the sort of low quality smoking device one is sometimes forced to make when one wants to smoke but has no pipe. ghetto blasters are often made from plastic bottles and tin foil, as well as a whole host of other random materials (a snorkel and an avocado, for instance)

entomologically, it's origin comes from the term for a low quality stereo... it is used by white kids in an effort to sound cooler by using terms that make them sound like they are from the streets.
1. "ghetto blaster" is a very stupid term that i hate, but everyone in my town insists on using it

2. aw maaan... you didn't bring a pipe?! guess we're gonna have to make a ghetto blaster.
by Ümbra August 14, 2004
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Clockie

a Clockie is a person who is devoted to the book/movie A Clockwork Orange, people who dress like Alex and his droogs, speak in Nadsat, and perform the actions portrayed in the movie.
1. the members of the punk band The Adicts are all clockies

2. after the release of the film "A Clockwork Orange" there was an explosion of violent Clockies in England, which contributed to the book and film being banned.
by Ümbra August 14, 2004
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