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whifferdil

an extremely offensive and insulting term used on anyone acting like an idiot. this term is so insulting that the only proper response would be a swift two finger surprise.

origin: unknown; but entirely unrelated to the aviation term.
Pando stop being such a fuckin whifferdil.
by Ümbra May 26, 2004
mugGet the whifferdilmug.

molester mustache

the pathetic pre-pubescent mustache with only a few hairs. This look is typically sported by white trash, lazy stoner high schoolers (or anyone too lazy to shave), kids trying to impress girls with their peach fuzz and OF COURSE, child molesters.

see: crustache; peach fuzz
Dude, nice molester mustache... ever heard of shaving?
by Ümbra May 25, 2004
mugGet the molester mustachemug.

F.W.T.

"Fuck Word Trade"

For your listening pleasure...
Fuck World Trade!

Scabies and metalheads
born in the gutter
and chained to the radiator of a squat basement for 16 years
we are proud to announce a triumphant return
the thunderous cacophony
the crack rock steady beat!
The skewed development policies kill people everyday and they keep us so hypnotized that even though its right infront of our eyes we dont see it, World trade is a death machine...
by Ümbra September 10, 2004
mugGet the F.W.T.mug.

Rapest Beard

The sort if scraggly, unkempt facial hair you get if you neglect shaving for a week or so. typically too short to be considered a legitimate beard, this may or may not include a molester mustache.
When Chris got back from vacation he had the sickest rapest beard.
by Ümbra May 25, 2004
mugGet the Rapest Beardmug.

Clockie

a Clockie is a person who is devoted to the book/movie A Clockwork Orange, people who dress like Alex and his droogs, speak in Nadsat, and perform the actions portrayed in the movie.
1. the members of the punk band The Adicts are all clockies

2. after the release of the film "A Clockwork Orange" there was an explosion of violent Clockies in England, which contributed to the book and film being banned.
by Ümbra August 14, 2004
mugGet the Clockiemug.

fauxhawk

the totally scene hairstyle sported by celebrities and metros alike... created by Paris fasion genius Alfalfa of "The Little Rascles", this hairstyle is achieved by combing all one's hair to the center so one my give the appearance of a mohawkwithout the socially unacceptable shaving of the head...
"OMGZ!!!111 dId u C codyz FauXhAwK?!11eleven1 like lozzies... S0000 hAwtt!!11" is something a man with a fauxhawk might say
by Ümbra September 7, 2004
mugGet the fauxhawkmug.

hand-wrist

a physical deformity in which the size of the wrist and the size of the hand have little or no differance, making it seem as if fingers sprouted directly out of one's wrist. this condition is believed to be a result of chronic masturbation. (or just being fat)
Jim Ellis has the worst hand-wrists ever.
by Ümbra May 26, 2004
mugGet the hand-wristmug.

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