Pirate, rapist, and cousin of Blue Beard and Red Beard. Also, the great uncle of Captain Hook.
Look out, here comes Rape Beard!

Rape Beard: ARGGHHHH!
by Beard Rape August 26, 2009
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a scraggly nasty ass half beard that filthy teens have in an attempt to have a beard but they failed and they didn't even know it.
Look at Eric... He TOTALLY has a rape beard- Some Girl

Oh my god! I can't believe he rapes people!- Some other girl

EXAMPLE 2

You are under arrest- Cop

NO! Why? I didn't do anything!- Eric

Woah! I thought that you had just raped that person!- Cop
by IgotsumCRABZ June 25, 2009
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Randomly stroking a random victims beard, The bigger the beard and the harder the rape, the more points you score.
When we catch bin laden, im gonna beard rape him to the max!
by cum nugget June 21, 2010
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when someone (usually a male.. I guess a female could do this if she had facial hair..) rubs their facial hair on another poerson's face.. painful.
"Chris you need to shave!"- girl
lkahg pijf (beard rape)- Chris's chin hair on girls face
by She Wags December 30, 2006
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