Bean Dick
Phrase referring to the size of a penis during/after a esctasy trip. The penis is small and shrivled for roughly 24 hours after taking esctasy.
Bean Dick by Shawn Maglicic December 18, 2005
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Dick Bean
n. kidney stone.
A small hard mass in the kidney that forms from deposits primarily of phosphates and urates. Also called nephrolith.
A small hard mass in the kidney that forms from deposits primarily of phosphates and urates. Also called nephrolith.
I heard you got dick beans.. I told you to stop drinking red bull.
or
You: I'm trying to take a piss man, but I got dick beans.
Friend: Good God, shoot it out already.
or
You: I'm trying to take a piss man, but I got dick beans.
Friend: Good God, shoot it out already.
Dick Bean by =>mittens<= May 1, 2009
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Dick Bean
Person one: Dude did you that lifted truck with the fox suspension and mudding tires drive by? That's sick!
Person 2: Yeah, but too bad it's still 2WD... I heard he dumped 5.5k into it, and a Subaru could out drive it off road.
Person 1: Wow, really? He really Dick Bean'd that one! think of the sweet Enve wheels and di2 XTR he could have bought for his bike instead!
Person 2: Yeah, but too bad it's still 2WD... I heard he dumped 5.5k into it, and a Subaru could out drive it off road.
Person 1: Wow, really? He really Dick Bean'd that one! think of the sweet Enve wheels and di2 XTR he could have bought for his bike instead!
dick bean
God damn that is biggest crack-takin' shirt pullin' fire startin' dick bean in the west!
I pierced my ear with a dick bean's antlers.
I pierced my ear with a dick bean's antlers.
dick bean by rak-takahh June 11, 2004
johnathan dick small like a bean
johnathan dick small like a bean by Pussy fag April 7, 2022
Beandick
The perfect word to describe co-workers, mates, peers, friends and leadership who just aren’t up for the task at hand.
Larry was supposed to drop the our rental car off at Hertz but that god damn beandick took it to National and those beandicks won’t help me sort this out!
Beandick by Oneyed3dguy June 20, 2021
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