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To have receive oral sex from the husband or boyfriend of a girl you just had sex with until you ejactulate in their mouth.
"oh yeah man after I got done with her, he totally beadled me!"
Beadled by josh Reinke January 29, 2010
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1. Can be used as a word to describe how drunk or under the influence a person is after a night on the tiles.

2. Can also be used as a synonym for the words: Fucked or Shagged
1. Ahh mate I was absolutely Beadled when I left the club last night.

2. Remember that girl Sharon from school? Yeah I beadled her in Magaluf last weekend.
Beadled by DKthepoet August 2, 2018

Beadled it 

Beadled it: To mess up in the workplace, To fail any task or objective, State of confusion.
Beadled it by VincentLdN June 24, 2020
To be screwed over in any situation your involved in, be it business, personal, or just something that is supposed to be fun.
Damn bro! You got bealed on that deal! You OK?
Bealed by bearnekkid April 25, 2015

Beadleboobs 

When a morbidly obese person loses excessive weight, until the point of being classed as dangerously underweight. Although the fat has gone, the boobs are still there. The boobs can not be fought. Even 20 hours of working out at the gym and a perfect diet routine can not beat the beadleboobs. Beadleboobs often result in prevention of any muscles being built.
Beadleboobs

Michelle Beadle

Very attractive woman who currently hosts Sports Nation on ESPN.
That girl is almost as hot as Michelle Beadle!
Michelle Beadle by adri0801 December 30, 2009

Beaded Minge 

When you eat corn and give your girlfriend a Texas Hotpocket.
I gave my girlfriend a Beaded Minge last night. That shit was NASTY!!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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