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Bleachtard

An internet term for a Bleach super-fan who abandons logic, canon, and basic reading comprehension in favor of blind wank. Known for inflating feats, misquoting scans, and insisting Bleach characters “solo” entire verses regardless of evidence. Frequently appears in power-scaling arguments and refuses to concede even when proven wrong.
1. Every time we talk about power scaling, a Bleachtard shows up claiming their favorite bleach characters solos

2. The debate was civil until a Bleachtard pulled up with headcanon and zero sources.
Bleachtard by LegitSourceMan January 22, 2026

benchtard 

A person seen as so retarded they set a new benchmark in stupidity.
Jim: George W. Bush is the best President the USA has ever had. He's a great public speaker too.
Bob: Jim, you are such a benchtard it astonishes me.
Jim: What did I say?
Bob: Exactly.
benchtard by Hashishin666 February 7, 2007
A bachtard is a person who takes years of piano lessons but can't play the piano.
Dude, you've been taking piano lessons for the last three years but you can't play shit. You're such a bachtard
bachtard by musically inclined December 21, 2016

blacktard 

A combination of the term black(dark skinned) and retard (somebody stupid).

A blacktard is a retarded black person
"Kuda thats meant to go in the toilet you blacktard!"
blacktard by Dreadlocked jim January 12, 2008

Bleachtastic 

To show something that is so cringy that it is worth to drink bleach or wash your eyes with bleach.
Person A: Hey, did you saw that "Epic" Rap Battle about Roblox and Minecraft by a kid on YouTube?
Person B: OMG You talking about that bleachtastic video that wasted me five bottle of bleach?
Bleachtastic by ohaikenton August 9, 2016

blacktard 

Similar to a 'mental retardation', however, characterized by overuse of hip hop terms and showing little hope for in-depth cognitive function.
Caucasian blacktard: "Yo, I did fail dat math test but itz all good cause datz how I roll. lol"

Asian blacktard: "Fo real, these 22" rims will fit on my civic, playa, don't hate."

Grandpa: You can tell me about the concert without sounding like such a blacktard.
blacktard by Tedro357 February 16, 2009