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Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole
Wouldn’t touch it with a bargepole is an expression indicating extreme dislike and distaste for an object, person or situation. The expression can be used in a similar way to wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole, but is not solely applicable to females; it is even more disparaging when used about a female as it treats her as something less than human. Many bargepoles were 12 or 13 feet long, but one specialised type called a setting boom could be as long as 28 feet! So as you can imagine, wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole means something which you would much rather keep well away from.
Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016
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Bbarg • barg • bargle • barge • Bargain • bargain bucket • bargasm • Bargain Basement Becky • bargel • Barger
boong-uh-bbang
Also known as, Bungeo-ppang, this is a korean bread that contains red bean paste inside and is shaped as a fish, but ain’t no fish inside.
boong-uh-bbang by knjmar January 12, 2019
jacksonville plea bargain
jacksonville plea bargain by Orbits_Of_The_Elliptical_Kind January 9, 2020
bbangnyu
- "bbang" = bread (Younghoon loves bread) & "new" = Choi Chanhee
- Literally just a married couple from The Boyz who hasn't actually been married yet because Younghoon refuses to buy Chanhee a diamond ring.
- Lovers who love flirting a lot every time they have a chance to do so.
- Vocal kings and epitomes of perfection.
- Confident gays. Just get married already... like for real.
- Literally just a married couple from The Boyz who hasn't actually been married yet because Younghoon refuses to buy Chanhee a diamond ring.
- Lovers who love flirting a lot every time they have a chance to do so.
- Vocal kings and epitomes of perfection.
- Confident gays. Just get married already... like for real.
Bargain Basement Becky
That girl or chick at the bottom hierarchy of the sexual food chain you call when 1-8 are not available.
1. Wife
2. Girlfriend
3. Boo
4. Friends with benefits
5. Sidepiece
6. Smash
7. Booty call
8. Jump off
9. Bargain Basement Becky
1. Wife
2. Girlfriend
3. Boo
4. Friends with benefits
5. Sidepiece
6. Smash
7. Booty call
8. Jump off
9. Bargain Basement Becky
I’m gonna have to call Jai to come over tonight.
You can’t call Bre, Stacey or anyone else.
Nope tonight I have to settle for a Bargain Basement Becky.
You can’t call Bre, Stacey or anyone else.
Nope tonight I have to settle for a Bargain Basement Becky.
Bargain Basement Becky by Starving Artist246 October 8, 2021
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