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Bazim
A person who disturbs you bazim
BAZAMBO
BAZAMBO by Btown wordsmith May 15, 2015
bazamboomur
one who bazamboomus for the cult started by muhammad the blood thirsty paedophile rapist genocidal warmonger
bazamboomur: I've bazamboomu four new kids and paid off their families in silver coins
C.A.I.R. cult cell: the prophet of child rape would be pleased, pieces be made of him, are their asses still tight?
bazamboomur: not after the 71 other bazamboomurs have their way with them. Why don't you wed another child?
Council on American-Islamic Relations prefers the bazamboomur selected teens have tight anal sphincters for the raping Orgy of Peaceful Islamic Messengers, O.P.I.U.M.
C.A.I.R. cult cell: the prophet of child rape would be pleased, pieces be made of him, are their asses still tight?
bazamboomur: not after the 71 other bazamboomurs have their way with them. Why don't you wed another child?
Council on American-Islamic Relations prefers the bazamboomur selected teens have tight anal sphincters for the raping Orgy of Peaceful Islamic Messengers, O.P.I.U.M.
bazamboomur by bend over for allah June 1, 2013
shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger
The hands down greatest type of burger to ever exist. It consists of all the usual burger ingredients (mayo, onions, pickles, tomatoes, lettuce and ketchup) but with the addition of, about a cup of chocolate sauce, one full can of cat food, and some Parmesan cheese. As the chef, (Matt Wattson of Supermega) puts it. "This is the chefs special, the Shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger.
as Ryan Magee said once he ate the burger. "BLAGHGHGHG! EWWWWWW, fuck! FUCK YOU MATT! FUCK YOU. THIS FUCKING SHIT SUCKS. I SHOULD NEVER HAVE TRUSTED YOU! YOUR A FUCKING DICK! This stuipid shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger tastes like shit!
shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger by McBikmik April 30, 2019
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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