An extremely attractive man who usually has brown hair and always has a massive penis. One stare can cause even the hottest bitch to faint, so be prepared. Bazaan’s tend to be amazing at sports and 100% have been proven to be successful in life, with a fortune of at leat 10 million dollars. Did we mention he has a big cock?
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Most Bazantes are tall and have dark curles, they are like a tank and won't stop for anything in their path. Their willpower is like that of a waterfall, it almost can't be tamed.
a Bazante always knows whom to pic out of a crowd so he can have sex with her, it is like a natural skill al Bazantes have.
furthermore all bazantes have nice freckles wich contain the beauty of a clear starry night
Most Bazantes are tall and have dark curles, they are like a tank and won't stop for anything in their path. Their willpower is like that of a waterfall, it almost can't be tamed.
a Bazante always knows whom to pic out of a crowd so he can have sex with her, it is like a natural skill al Bazantes have.
furthermore all bazantes have nice freckles wich contain the beauty of a clear starry night
1. guy: Ooh no! look there comes a Bazante!
Girl: OMG run for your life,he is gonna bulldoze you over with his willpower!
2. Bazante: hey girl in crowd do you want to have sexual intercourse with me?
girl in crowd: sure.
3. hetero guy: wow, look at that bazante, his sheer beauty makes me wanna solve all the first world problems.
Girl: OMG run for your life,he is gonna bulldoze you over with his willpower!
2. Bazante: hey girl in crowd do you want to have sexual intercourse with me?
girl in crowd: sure.
3. hetero guy: wow, look at that bazante, his sheer beauty makes me wanna solve all the first world problems.
by Low-E October 10, 2012
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Get the bazaans mug.Bayaan is not only a tiktok goddess but just a goddess in general. She is a genuine, and straightforward person with little to no flaws. At first glance, you are stunned by the beauty of her, but when you get to know them from the inside, you are amazed at how a person can even be so perfect.
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