bazaans

Large, round breasts usually found on a female human, especially a fan of Eric Wareheim's handsomeness. As seen on Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!
Dear Eric, You're handsome. Please come look at my bazaans. Here are my bazaans. (.)(.) Love, Kelly
by Jobenator April 29, 2011
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Bazaan

An extremely attractive man who usually has brown hair and always has a massive penis. One stare can cause even the hottest bitch to faint, so be prepared. Bazaan’s tend to be amazing at sports and 100% have been proven to be successful in life, with a fortune of at leat 10 million dollars. Did we mention he has a big cock?
Man “Bazaan” is amazing

“Bazaan” is who I want to hang out with this weekend.
by Gamblerfolife April 27, 2025
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