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Bayard Carlin

Hard riding cyclist and techno wizard.
BAYARD CARLIN pronounced Byard not bay_ard or Byron or brian or Bay_rad
Bayard Carlin by Mr Techno Guy February 4, 2010

Bacardi 151

On the technical side, Bacardi 151 is a liquor developed by the Bacardi Corporation, based out of Hamilton, Bermuda. It is 75.5% alcohol by volume, hence the name. 75.5 % ABV is 151 proof. It is also the same alcohol content used in the fuel for a V2 rocket.

That moves us on to the less technical side, the reason you came here instead of Wikipedia. I would say that Bacardi 151 is the devil, but the truth is that the devil actually rejects its use in his parties in Hell because it is simply too flammable. Bacardi 151 is an eldritch horror, born not in Bermuda, but in some dark place where things that feast on human corruption grow large in the shadows. To say that it is not fit for human consumption is an understatement. Stories end when it is mentioned. Men sob. Bears die.

Whoever said "all things in moderation" was not discussing this spirit. Moderation is not the key here. This beverage looks at moderation, laughs, and says something so raunchy about its mother that it snaps. Two lightly mixed drinks with Bacardi 151 will have you throwing up, walking into glass doors like a confused bird, and questioning your own existence on a night you intended to spend celebrating.

Bacardi 151 is a bad idea. I would say to kill it with fire, but unless you want an ungodly explosion of glass and piss-colored fuel from Hitler's vengeance weapon, you really should just pour it out in honor of all the people who I am sure it has killed.
The defendant drank three shots of Bacardi 151, consumed a parakeet, then jumped onto the hood of a police car and defecated. When arrested, he stated that he was "Giving the officer the bird." No parakeet bone or feather fragments were found in his stool.
Bacardi 151 by TudorGothicSerpent January 25, 2014

Wayde Byard 

Quite literally god himself. Wayde, also known as the public information officer for loudoun county public schools, bring happiness and joy to children all over during the winter months. His call is evidence that god exists.
This is Wayde Byard the public information officer for Loudoun County Public Schools. Loudoun County Oublic schools will be closed indefinitely due to inclement weather.
Wayde Byard by Flacnon January 31, 2019

Lebih Bayar

Lebih Bayar is a new method of extracting state money (Corruption) used by the DKI Gabener for the 2017-2024 period. And please note that this action is completely legal in the Yemen Protectorate area a.k.a Jekardah in the period 2017-2022, the time when DKI Jakarta was colonized by the Gabener of Yemen.
A: Governor X caught Corruption.
B: No. That's not good!
C: Gabener Y even Lebih Bayar, he always marks up the budget.
B: That's a clever way of Corrupt!
Lebih Bayar by Shén March 9, 2023
Strong feelings towards a male/female that lead to actions out of character
She is so Bacardi for him/ He is actually triple Bacardi no coke
Bacardi by Cartys February 12, 2019

Boyardization 

(noun): The process of converting pasta, sauce and cheese into a deliciously-gooey orange mass.

Derived from 'Chef Boyardee'
Leftover spaghetti is even better after Boyardization.
Boyardization by Wax Frog August 29, 2012