Baumier

A strong, powerful woman who doesn't take no for an answer. A Baumier is a true gift to the world. aka a BADASS

That woman is such a Baumier!

by Carlieisaballer May 31, 2018

Baumer day

A "Baumer day" includes staying home instead of going to school for a list of various reasons. Including but not limited to: Late hockey game, lost a hockey game, too much work to do, had to work the night before, or even just wanted to take a day off.

Griffen: hey guys have you seen Chris?
Kevin: Nah i think hes taking a Baumer day

by I Like Baseball ! January 20, 2011

baumer

a thorough ass raping

Bend over my friend because this test is about to give you a baumer.

by Jumpoff October 21, 2004

Baumer

1) a clown
2) a fool
3) one who acts superior to others
4) one who lies about benefits/ attributes to make others happy for him/ impressed by him/ proud of him/ intimidated by him
5) one with body parts (legs, arms, lips, etc.) that are extra long and lanky to intimidate others

This damn joke has been Baumering me all day and its really aggravating!

I can't stand all the Baumering, it makes me stupider!

He is such a Baumer!

by Jbweedler May 20, 2011

Baumer

N. Slang for the biggest badass from SoBe to Tennessee. A true balla that holds it down for all those caucasions out there that gots da skills on the dance flo'. A real player & an all in all smooth operator. Often seen wearing a hat...that I look better in than him. Usually, his coolness is just too much for others to handle... People, even strangers, show him much awe & respect for his mad dance moves. Give the Baumer some room to break lose, but don't challenge him. Acts of dance aggression are not taken to kindly & will require the Baumer to kick your ass.

Person 1: Who's that guy with all the hot ladies on the dance floor?
Person 2: Oh, him? He gets all the honies cuz he's the Baumer!
or
Whoa! That guy's unstoppable! NO ONE could beat him in a dance-off. Hmm... must be Baumer!

by The one & only "Balla Baby" January 25, 2005

baudier

A verb used to define actions/relationships with underage teenagers.

"Dude she's so hot"
"She's 16 man. Don't want to pull a baudier."

by Ryco June 14, 2007

baumberger

A dumbass who likes trees and banana nut muffins.

That chick is such a Baumberger.

Hippies are obviously Baumbergers.

by LorenIsCool November 13, 2013