Battlestrip 

Often considered the lesser known relative of strip poker, Battlestrip involves two or more individuals playing the traditional game of Battleship with the additional rule that upon the loss of one's battleship the losing player removes an article of clothing. There are several ways one can play the game -- e.g. specific ships can constitute specific articles or clothing -- but the fundamental principle of the game remains the same: lose all your ships, lose all your clothes.

While playing Battlestrip, Tom sank Jill's aircraft carrier, so Jill took off her bra.

Battlestrip by Red Cowboy July 29, 2010

turkish battleship 

When you are trying to play hoi4 without making any domestic equipment.

Guy 1: why is isp playing the Soviet union and using Afghanistan flintlocks?
Guy 2: he's gone full Turkish battleship.

turkish battleship by Mausermania June 6, 2018

Turkish Battleship 

Something that sounds like it should be on Urban Dictionary

Turkish Battleship, kind of sounds like something that could be on Urban Dictionary

Turkish Battleship by SEPPUCR0W June 6, 2018

turkish battleship 

when a russian man fucks your wife's pussyhole with a flintlock gun

god damn it! my wife got a turkish battleship!

turkish battleship by Butthole aids June 6, 2018

Turkish Battleship 

The act of filling someone's asshole with icing sugar (from a turkish delight) and have them fart on your face, simulating the cloud of smoke produced when a battleship fires it's cannons

Friend : yo dude why do you stink of shit and icing?
Me : probably because i gave my girlfriend a turkish battleship last night

Turkish Battleship by turkishbattleship July 20, 2018

Turkish Battleship 

Something that doesn't exist or something that should not exist. Example:

"Hey, where can I find a super car that costs less than £15,000?"
"Well, you can find it on the deck of a Turkish Battleship."

Turkish Battleship by Thriko Thrikoian June 11, 2018

Screen Door On A Battleship 

the wrong way that biff tannen from back to the future says it, the right way is a screen door on a submarine

Biff Tannen: That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship

Marty Mcfly: It's screen door on a submarine you dork

Screen Door On A Battleship by lasalle bro October 6, 2010