Popular subject of prank calls to electronics stores, such as best buy, gamestop and wal-mart, started on 4chan.

Callers frequently substitute battletoads with other synonyms such as reptilewars and amphibious holocaust to see if the store worker gets the reference.

WM: Hello this is Quanisha at your local 24-hour Walmart no we do not have Battletoads how may I help you?
caller: BATTLETOADS!?!?!?
WM: *click*

battletoads by SwanyZOMG December 9, 2007

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BattleToading

To beat someone using a leg torn off a robot. This is a reference to the classic BattleToads game for the NES.

I caught someone breaking into the robotics lab, so I grabbed the nearest limb and he quickly became a victim of BattleToading.

BattleToading by DelColle June 4, 2009

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battlerape

1. What occurs when two individuals, in a very awkward set of circumstances, attempt to rape each other.
2. The act of rape taken to an extreme, intensely vigorous degree, such that the raper is almost always fatally wearied by the end.
3. Hilarious misspelling of 'battlerap'.

So i sneaked into her house, only to find her ready and waiting to rape me back. That was the most intense battlerape i've ever had.

The battlerape at the end of 8 mile was amazing.

battlerape by Ulisses Gurgel September 30, 2006

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Battletask

verb. To battletask.
Participle. battletasking

Battletask is used to describe the action of completing a task in an epic way like a skilled warrior massacres his opponents in battle. The term is used when one feels very confident in their ability to succeed at the task and that the completion of the task will be epic.

A: "Hey, what's up?"
B: "Battletasking my homework, bitches!"

"I'm gonna battletask this shit!"

"This assignment doesn't stand a chance, dude! I can't wait to battletask it!"

Battletask by supernova4 February 28, 2011

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