Battle Stations! 

A phrase often uttered by Captain Benjamin Sisko, commander of Deep Space 9. It is pronounced with a deep niggerish bas tone and underlying notes of urban hoodlum timbre with the intent to sound simultaneously dramatic and reassuring. Only a member of the nigger community wearing the Starfleet uniform may speak these words as white officers' utterance are far less effective in boosting crew morale.

Battle Stations! Nigger Alert! Fire at will!

Battle Stations! by Unclecrazy February 24, 2023

Battle Stations 

Battle Stations is an application on Facebook. Their boards are unmoderated, and the posters often leave their own forum because of the crappy gameplay value, and harass other applications for being "better" than them.

Sam: A bunch of trolls attacked Pet Society today, started calling me names and threw my Rainbow Poo at me. Then they made an account with my name and face and got me banned. :(

Chris: I bet I know the group, they're from Battle Stations.

Battle Stations by Min Power September 16, 2009

Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station! 

You are about to get destroyed physically, mentally, and spiritaully. Generally if this phrase is bellowed out it means the bellower is about to engage in a mass slaughter with absolutly no care for their own safety. Expect no quarter given. Although a relitivly rare act, certain social pressures, neurological ihibitors, or defeat in a video game can cause this.

Vavey: Owned you again!

Dave: Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!

Vavey: ohhhh....crap

*Gore everywhere, house destroyed along with neighboring countries

Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station! by Vavey May 5, 2007

battle station guy

the fucker with the magic proxy servers and blocks all websites, he operates from a cubicle or his "battle station"

Battle station guy is a fucking fun Nazi.

battle station guy by anonimisty April 19, 2004

Battlestation 

A term referring to a desktop computer setup. Includes the tower, monitor, mouse, keyboard, mouse pad (if applicable), Audio playback and recording devices (if applicable), and even wires/cables.

Dude, that is a sweet Battlestation you have there, I'm really digging the 24" monitor!

Battlestation by Proged June 3, 2010

Battlestations 

1. Battle stations or general quarters is an announcement aboard a naval warship to alert the crew to prepare for battle.
2. The places to which soldiers, sailors, warships, etc. are assigned for a battle or an emergency

All crew report to battlestations, arm torpedo tubes and prepare to engage the enemy. We have hostile on sensors.

Battlestations by katherinekerman November 7, 2021

Elkay EZH2O Wall Mounted Drinking Fountain and Hands Free Bottle Filling Station

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Me: *goes to Elkay EZH2O Wall Mounted Drinking Fountain and Hands Free Bottle Filling Station*
You: *is uncool*

Elkay EZH2O Wall Mounted Drinking Fountain and Hands Free Bottle Filling Station by Rocksleakingoutofyoursocks May 24, 2022