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Bahooneys 

Noun.
Pronunciation: just like "bahoonies" (ba-HOO-nees).
Definition: A very important piece of male genitalia that consists of the scrotum, which holds and protects the inner testes. Also, the testes themselves.

Although pronounced the same way, bahooneys is not to be confused with bahoonies, which refers to a large set of female breasts (tits, gazongas, knockers).
Used as an euphemism for balls.

"Jeez! Ease up on that serve, bro! That last one nearly crushed my bahooneys!"

"Man, this party sucks big bahooneys!"

"You've had enough of that cock already. Now focus on the bahooneys!"

"By accident, Ricky rammed his bahooneys into a parking meter."
Bahooneys by NeverMindWhom August 13, 2008
Related Words

bafoonery 

(n) foolishness or nonsense that results from an idiot.
That paper I wrote last night was bafoonery.
bafoonery by Amanda A January 6, 2008
That's bafooey!
Bafooey by Mahanxxx January 3, 2017

Balooneylooneyloons

The upper ventral region of the torso of a primate, in left and right sides, which in a female contains the mammary gland that secretes milk used to feed infants. In non-scientific terms, boobies. Preferably larger ones.
Good lawdy! Look at the chick's balooneylooneyloons!
People who do stupid things and say stupid shit that means nothing
John is a bafoony did u just hear what he said.
bafoony by Briithejawn December 4, 2017
The press can't give me this balooney!
balooney by atitongo April 19, 2022