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Batistas by Kingpanda5 December 27, 2009
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(Armageddon)J.R.: BATISTA IS 275 POUNDS
(Royal Rumble) J.R.:BATISTA IS 310 POUNDS
(one nite on raw) J.R.: BATISTA IS 320 POUNDS
(Royal Rumble) J.R.:BATISTA IS 310 POUNDS
(one nite on raw) J.R.: BATISTA IS 320 POUNDS
batista by wrestlingfreak123 April 16, 2004
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Batista Pills
An enchantment pill made by Dave Batista which increases your muscles in size. This method makes you instantly a Dave and no one in mankind can stop you
Bruce: Hey Dave is there any way i can increase my biceps size?
Dave: Let me show you the Batista pills i produced.
*Bruce eats pill*
*Bruce becomes Hulk*
Dave: Let me show you the Batista pills i produced.
*Bruce eats pill*
*Bruce becomes Hulk*
Batista Pills by Koulas April 15, 2018
Batista
A WWE wrestler, part of the group of 'Evolution'. Nicknamed as 'The Animal', this very large, and immensely tatooed wrestler has changed wrestling history many times. Teaming up with Ric Flair and/or Triple H, you can be sure that, whether your tag team partner or innocent ringside defender, Batista will be sure to be an advantage.
Batista by ..::matthew::.. July 16, 2004
Batista
WWE wrestler with great potential,a marketable look, and some charisma.Recently became World Tag Team Champion at Armageddon with Ric Flair defeating the Dudley Boyz.
Batista by Batista Bomb December 31, 2003
Batista
Batista is the former World Heavyweight champion. Injury caused him to vacate the title in January. Used to be terrible in the ring, but has improved somewhat. His mike skills need a bit of work, but some of his backstage promos (Involving Eddie Guerrero and more recently, Melina) were comedy gold. Former member of Evolution, and HHH's lackey, Batista beat Trips at Wrestlemania, in what can be considered one of the crappest matches on the card. Worked much better on Smackdown, but has always been plagued with injuries.The only thing I despise about him is that ridiculous 'Hulk Hogan' style 'Hulking up'thing he does, grasping the ropes and tearing them off the turnbuckles. I mean...why?
One Night in Batista
An underground pornography which featured current WWE superstar Batista and one unknown male accomplice. Towards the end, Batista powerbombed his lover through the bed, injuring him severely. Consequently, it has been removed from the internet for fear of lawsuit.
One Night in Batista by Joey Orgler 3 February 4, 2008
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