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Batildo

The item that is part baton, part dildo, that is used in the cop/robber in sexual role play.
She was being an uncooperative detainee so he pulled out his batildo for some long hard persuasion.
by Officer Spanky August 2, 2009
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banildo

when a frozen banana is used in the place of a dildo.
my damn wife broke her dilde so she made me make her a banildo!!
by Aaron Porter May 6, 2004
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Baildon

Town in bradford/leeds Where all the fit people live, Also known for being better than guiseley... But there is a group of young trendies think there cool called the Bdn, really there cocks.
What you doing.

Nothing, You in baildon?
No
oh ok im going to smack some bdn pussys
Ok get them for me too
Yeah sure brother i might take my knife
Rusclart
by Rhys holland November 21, 2010
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Basildon

Basildon is a town in Essex,

it is widley known as "chav town" as this is where most of the chavs hang around. Basildon has the hightest rate of teeenage pregnacys in the whole of the UK and, not supprisingly, Also has the highest rate or S.T.D's,

However basildon is not ALL bad, there is a small section (st martins square) where the anti-chavs go, all the alternative people, emo, skater, goth, grunge, hardcore and punk population.

Basildon is Located next to billericay and Laindon
A: you going basildon ?
B: screw that, ill get pregnat or beaten by chavs
A: Not a the square you wont.
by Becuase you hate chavs too October 27, 2005
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banildo

instead of using a dildo a woman uses a frozen banana
the woman on the porn film is using a banildo!
by Smit May 12, 2004
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Basildon Smile

A phrase to describe the protrusion of one's hairy arse crack above one's jeans when they bend over.
Fucking Hell Jim, pull 'ya breeches up! You're givin' me the Basildon Smile
by selbatron November 9, 2018
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Basildon TC

A totally cool and wicked place to hang out with your mates, eat Hotdog and take a Capt Leaky.
Re: Basildon TC
Posted: Apr 5, 2009 9:00 AM
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Oh no!

Basildon are the creme de la creme of Trade Counters!

I mean, just look at what they do that marks them out:

They give out their phone number and answer the phone!

They always have everything in stock!

All their tills are always manned!

The staff are very very knowledgeable!

They help you load your van!

Free donuts and coffee every morning and free tea and biscuits in the afternoons!


so I'm told..
by chippie244 April 8, 2009
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