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banildo by Aaron Porter May 6, 2004
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Baildon
Town in bradford/leeds Where all the fit people live, Also known for being better than guiseley... But there is a group of young trendies think there cool called the Bdn, really there cocks.
What you doing.
Nothing, You in baildon?
No
oh ok im going to smack some bdn pussys
Ok get them for me too
Yeah sure brother i might take my knife
Rusclart
Nothing, You in baildon?
No
oh ok im going to smack some bdn pussys
Ok get them for me too
Yeah sure brother i might take my knife
Rusclart
Baildon by Rhys holland November 21, 2010
Basildon
Basildon is a town in Essex,
it is widley known as "chav town" as this is where most of the chavs hang around. Basildon has the hightest rate of teeenage pregnacys in the whole of the UK and, not supprisingly, Also has the highest rate or S.T.D's,
However basildon is not ALL bad, there is a small section (st martins square) where the anti-chavs go, all the alternative people, emo, skater, goth, grunge, hardcore and punk population.
Basildon is Located next to billericay and Laindon
it is widley known as "chav town" as this is where most of the chavs hang around. Basildon has the hightest rate of teeenage pregnacys in the whole of the UK and, not supprisingly, Also has the highest rate or S.T.D's,
However basildon is not ALL bad, there is a small section (st martins square) where the anti-chavs go, all the alternative people, emo, skater, goth, grunge, hardcore and punk population.
Basildon is Located next to billericay and Laindon
A: you going basildon ?
B: screw that, ill get pregnat or beaten by chavs
A: Not a the square you wont.
B: screw that, ill get pregnat or beaten by chavs
A: Not a the square you wont.
Basildon by Becuase you hate chavs too October 27, 2005
Basildon Smile
A phrase to describe the protrusion of one's hairy arse crack above one's jeans when they bend over.
Basildon Smile by selbatron November 9, 2018
Basildon TC
Re: Basildon TC
Posted: Apr 5, 2009 9:00 AM
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Oh no!
Basildon are the creme de la creme of Trade Counters!
I mean, just look at what they do that marks them out:
They give out their phone number and answer the phone!
They always have everything in stock!
All their tills are always manned!
The staff are very very knowledgeable!
They help you load your van!
Free donuts and coffee every morning and free tea and biscuits in the afternoons!
so I'm told..
Posted: Apr 5, 2009 9:00 AM
Reply
Oh no!
Basildon are the creme de la creme of Trade Counters!
I mean, just look at what they do that marks them out:
They give out their phone number and answer the phone!
They always have everything in stock!
All their tills are always manned!
The staff are very very knowledgeable!
They help you load your van!
Free donuts and coffee every morning and free tea and biscuits in the afternoons!
so I'm told..
Basildon TC by chippie244 April 8, 2009
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