Bat faced

Really really drunk. As drunk as a skunk. Pissed off your head.

Dude! You were soooo bat faced last night. Are you gonna back the truck up tonight?

Bat faced by TommyTeaCosy July 30, 2009

Bat-faced Jelly 

Uncomplimentary nickname for Camilla Batmanghelidgh (pronounced bætmængelɪdʒ), people in the USA probably won’t gave heard of her, but she’s the weirdo hamplanet who set up a charity called Kids Company in the UK which closed amid allegations of misuse of funds and child abuse in 2015. Investigations showed that despite having had over £46 million of taxpayers’ money the charity’s financial arrangements were chaotic and considerable sums had been used for purposes outside the remit of the charity. When this came to light, Bat-faced Jelly went into damage limitation overdrive (she made Donald Trump look like an amateur). Unfortunately her idea of damage limitation seemed to be more along the lines of avoiding personal blame, apparently never having heard of the buck stops here. While the closure of the “charity” may have been regretted by some, the reaction of the vast majority was relief that the government wouldn’t hand over any more of their taxes to a bunch of wasters.

“Did you hear old Bat-faced Jelly in that radio interview?”
“Yeah, no wonder she got so much money out of the Government, she can beat politicians at bullshitting!”

Bat-faced Jelly by AKACroatalin November 20, 2016

Faceball Bat 

A regular baseball bat, when used to rearrange someones face, becomes a faceball bat.

"that kid pissed me off so i faceball batted him. he gets out of the hospital around 2010."

Faceball Bat by willers222 December 18, 2008

Face Bat

It's a mustache.

I've never been attracted to mustaches but now a face bat gets me every time!

Face Bat by lolsnowski69420 December 28, 2025

batfaced

When one gets to the point of inebriation usually felt at the end of a heavy nights drinking.....before actually going out for a heavy nights drinking. Only at the end of this kind of jaunt, can one be seriously considered as being Batfaced.

1) (At around 3am, one may quote) "Those three bottles of wine that I consumed before going out drinking have got me rather Batfaced"

2) To get an idea of the state that a Batfaced person may be in, try doing an impression of a bat sucking a lemon.

batfaced by matcuu December 13, 2008

batfaced

wasted, drunk, or stoned

i' got batfaced on friday after drinking 20 pints

batfaced by will February 24, 2004

batfaced

a comment you make to friends concerning the realisation that you are all about to get completely fucked.

Perosn 1 "what we doing now?"
Person 2 "going to get absolutely batfaced"

batfaced by PNLBKBCABSCTP December 19, 2011