Bastardfuck
Tom Cruise is a bastardfuck.
Bastardfuck by MessyEssie November 14, 2007
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Bastardfuck
Bastardfuck by Bastardfuck June 10, 2003
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bastard-fuck
noun: any annoying/inconvenient/unwanted/unkind situation/person that can be considered both a right bastard and a complete fuck.
1) Max goes out at 6:30am to leave for work and discovers the front tyre on his bike is completely flat. Max looks angrily at the tyre and proclaims "oh you bastard-fuck!".
2) Miriam goes to the fridge for her half of that chocolate cake she's been looking forward to all day, only to discover that her brother Danny has eaten it. "That was for me Danny you bastard-fuck" she then wails.
2) Miriam goes to the fridge for her half of that chocolate cake she's been looking forward to all day, only to discover that her brother Danny has eaten it. "That was for me Danny you bastard-fuck" she then wails.
bastard-fuck by SirJibby January 6, 2009
Ass Bastard Fuck
An exlamatory used to show DEEP DESTRESS or severe emotional anger.
Multi-purpous word to call some one if they piss you off.
Three curse words thrown into a pile of words and used when no other words will come out.
Multi-purpous word to call some one if they piss you off.
Three curse words thrown into a pile of words and used when no other words will come out.
Ass Bastard Fuck by Kung Fu actiion grip kick ass gammete Jackson July 21, 2004
bastardcock
One who either plays practical jokes on another, or who is just an annoying bitch. The word is typically used to berate a personal friend for doing something to you. I.E., if a friend shits on your chest, he or she is, by definition, a bastardcock. He or she is also fucked up. Really fucked up.
bastardcock by LordMCWhite August 8, 2007
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