bastard-fuck

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noun: any annoying/inconvenient/unwanted/unkind situation/person that can be considered both a right bastard and a complete fuck.

1) Max goes out at 6:30am to leave for work and discovers the front tyre on his bike is completely flat. Max looks angrily at the tyre and proclaims "oh you bastard-fuck!".

2) Miriam goes to the fridge for her half of that chocolate cake she's been looking forward to all day, only to discover that her brother Danny has eaten it. "That was for me Danny you bastard-fuck" she then wails.

bastard-fuck by SirJibby January 6, 2009

Words you can keep

Bastard Fuck

A person of very few moral scruples.

That lawyer is such a bastard fuck.

Bastard Fuck by Mister Man the Guy September 21, 2004

Ass Bastard Fuck

An exlamatory used to show DEEP DESTRESS or severe emotional anger.

Multi-purpous word to call some one if they piss you off.

Three curse words thrown into a pile of words and used when no other words will come out.

ASS BASTARD FUCK!

Dude you are an ass bastard fuck.

I just wish......AHH ASS BATARD FUCK!

Ass Bastard Fuck by Kung Fu actiion grip kick ass gammete Jackson July 21, 2004

Bastard Been Fuck

Being a sly, horrible, dirty cunt who nobody likes.

"That Ben guy is a Bastard Been Fuck"

Bastard Been Fuck by Benmaz1f April 23, 2017

Fuck bastard

A very stupid person

Leave me alone you fuck bastard.

Fuck bastard by Anon not me3 April 24, 2022

Cum guzzling fuck stick bastard

Someone who makes a stupid call in poker

Ridgley was all in with pocket aces and Ron called woth pocket 3's making Ron a cum guzzling fuck stick bastard

Cum guzzling fuck stick bastard by Schmeckler April 17, 2017

fucking fuck motherfuck bastard

A nickname for something that causes you great physical or mental pain.

Dude! This homework is such a fucking fuck motherfuck bastard!

My wisdom tooth hurts like a fucking fuck motherfuck bastard.

fucking fuck motherfuck bastard by ellie sickles May 24, 2009

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026