Baskident

An accident or collision in a grocery store or other retail establishment between two or more shopping baskets.

I saw a horrible baskident in Ralph's this morning involving a drunk soccer mom who recklessly sped past the fresh fruits and took out a little old lady.

Baskident by billpickle April 18, 2017

Askident 

A question unwisely asked.

“Did you actually ask Renada how far along she was?”

“I did.”

“She’s not pregnant, you know.”

“I know that... now.”

“What were you thinking?”

“I wasn't. It was an askident.”

Askident by PJMac August 10, 2012

baccidentally

making a mistake while backing up

I thought I had enough room, but I baccidentally rammed the SUV into the light pole.

baccidentally by scooo0ooop June 30, 2011

baccident 

An injury to the back as a result of an accident.

An attorney may be able to help you with the results of your recent baccident.

baccident by sleepypie September 24, 2018

baccidenty 

Used when trying to explain that you did not do something purposefully. You did it by accident, or baccidenty.

Girl 1: God, bitch that really hurt.
Girl 2: Sorry, did I step on your foot? I didn't mean to, it was baccidenty.
Girl 1: Oh no worries. I thought it was on purpose.

baccidenty by PPBC August 4, 2008

Askident 

1) Greatly increasing the odds or an accident occuring by engaging in risky behavior.
2) When someone asks a question that is inappropriate or not welcome as part of the conversation.

1) Knife juggling is an askident waiting to happen. 2) Asking "When's that baby due?" to an unpregnant woman is an askident.

Askident by Dr. Poupensberg B. Funswell June 9, 2015

March Baskintitis 

Disease that causes many highschool students to miss school around March Madness time.

Joel won't be here today mam, he has March Baskintitis!

March Baskintitis by horneybabe74 March 18, 2009