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Roko's Basilisk 

An thought experiment that focuses on the idea of an sufficiently powerful AI agent that has a intent on torturing those who have thought of the agent but never built it into existence.
What is the scariest thought experiment of all time?
It's probably the Roko's Basilisk experiment.
Roko's Basilisk by aslpaul3939 January 7, 2021

Basilisk 

A Jewish boy's ridiculously large, circumsized penis. It must be wrapped around the leg several times to fit in a pair of jeans.
If you don't wrap up your basilisk, it will get stepped on.
Basilisk by Wes-Dizzle December 7, 2010

Digby the Basilisk 

Digby the Basilisk is a mythical creature that lives in a series of interconnected tunnels under a school. He feeds on mudbloods and he is excruciatingly inconsistent.
Man: Hey man i think i just saw Digby the Basilisk under the school he was very excruciatingly inconsistent.

Man2: Nah he is a mythical creature that feeds on mudbloods he is not real.

Man: Ohh ok......

Digby the Basilisk: How dare you talk about me, filthy little Mudbloods!

Basiliades

-Another name for glory hole.

-A male pincushion.

-Also known as male on male bukakke.
-Can somebody point me to the nearest Basiliades?
-Next block over. He can take a load but there's a line right now!

-I had my way with a Basiliades last night, but my shit it ITCHING!

-When a Basiliades and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy all decide that Basiliades needs some special facial moisturiser

basilisk king

A faggot on xbox.
Wtf dude, were in a game with a basilisk king.
basilisk king by SegaBoyll June 27, 2016

basilisk stare

( based on the basilisk's killing method in Harry Potter and The Chammber of Secret): verb: to kill someone, literally from fear followed by a heart attack, simply by staring them straight in the eyes
Even if you tried , you wouldn't be able to basilisk stare a criminal into admitting their guilt, even for a capital murder case
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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