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Compassionate Bastardism 

It is a social and political philosophy which encourages people to face up to their own rather nasty human nature and describes policies to protect society.

Compassionate Bastardism is about accepting that we are all bastards and harnessing the greed that drives the majority, but at the same time ensuring that everyone is provided with the means to survive.
Compassionate Bastardism holds that if you want a fair society you have to be a bastard about being compassionate so that your compassion can go to the people that really need it and it cannot be taken advantage of by the bastards.

Bastardize 

bas-tard-ize (Verb)

1. To diminish the quality or character of;

2. To declare or name someone a bastard; illegitimize

3. To fuck something up; completely ruin it.
I usually like cover songs, but they really bastardized a classic.
Bastardize by invisibleninjas August 11, 2009

Bastardising 

To rip apart a selected format and screw with its originality
That Daniel has been bastardising our language again
Bastardising by Dr Beatz April 23, 2008

bastardized bottomburp 

A definition writer on urban dictionary who seems to have spent his entire life posting definitions.
bastardized bottomburp has written about ten million definitions.
bastardized bottomburp by Jon Hazell September 20, 2006

bastardization 

1) The process of making something illegitimate
2) The process of bringing something to a form which is not as good as the one it was in before, i.e. the language glorified by urbandictionary.com
bastardization by Kevin Smith January 1, 2004

Bastardizing 

To Bastardize :

To take something and

Fuck it up beyond
all recognition.
Chipmunk Remixes (A song sped up 1.5x times, which gets millions of views.)

Bastardizing.
Bastardizing by x0racunx March 22, 2010
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