Basem 

Awesome, handsome, and amazing dude. So cool, kind, smart, good looking, and fun to be with. He is a person who laughs a lot or make people laugh. He is athletic, strong, and never give up. He is kind-hearted, nice, and never wants his friends to be sad. He is the best in the world. He is the best guy you could ever have........
Guy 1: He is such a Basem.
Guy 2: I always wanted to be a Basem.
Guy 3: I wish I could be a Basem.

Guy 1: He is such a Basem.
Guy 2: I always wanted to be a Basem.
Guy 3: I wish I could be a Basem.

Basem by anonymus5748 November 10, 2012

Basem 

a negro.

yo basem, im finna go fix my food, aight basem?

BASEM PLEASE.

Basem by Another Negro ^^ September 16, 2009

baseball cards 

Basically these are collector items in the vein of Pokemon Cards and Magic Cards, but predates all card based collectables. Like magic and pokemon cards, baseball cards contain statistics, but unlike magic and pokemon cards, the players with which these statistics refer to are real and not imaginary like players dipicted in magic and pokemon, which are made up to serve gaming purposes. Thus, baseball cards are not gaming cards and serve only to amuse and pleasure those who love baseball and their players (See keedon, baseball).

That damn keedon got so obsessed with getting that Ken Griffey Jr. baseball card that he flunked his midterms and got me to do his homework. Damn him and his obsession with baseball cards!!! (See keedon).

baseball cards by Dean Truong November 5, 2005

Lauren's basement

Jeremy Shada is trapped here.
Probably Steven Yeun too.

Help them.
You most likely won't understand this unless you're Voltron trash

"Did Jeremy finally get out of Lauren's basement?"
"I think she only let him out for that interview, but he still revealed klance to be canon for the 58618283234th time"

Lauren's basement by Deathlysilence January 20, 2018

Lag city in the basement 

When your lagging your ass off so bad in a game of chel that it’s unplayable.

Kevin “Dude this game is so fucking choppy!”
Stevie “Man it’s lag city in the basement.”
Kevin “facts dude we would have like 4 more goals if we weren’t in the basement.”

Lag city in the basement by Stevieboy1129 May 5, 2020

based retard 

Someone so retarded that they create a humorous or good situation purely on accident.

Tom: Bob drove drunk and ended up slamming into that shitty modern art statue.
Bill: Based retard.

based retard by SloppyPartyBottom November 3, 2018

Play Baseball 

To freebase cocaine.

Made famous during the legendary "Sister Christian" drug den scene in the movie "Boogie Nights."

Alfred Molina gives one of the best performances of his career as doped up drug dealer/party animal, Rahad Jackson.

Rahad Jackson: "You guys want to play baseball?" (As he's freebasing some cocaine by the bar)

Dirk Diggler: "No" (looking nervous)

Reed Rothchild: "No thank you" (looking nervous)

Play Baseball by Best Scene Ever February 4, 2014