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A god...of sorts. The followers are members of the religion known as Bartschism.
Aimee: "Did you make or sacrifices to Bartsch today?"
Joel: "Nope. I'm not sure if I believe in that guy..."
*Joel is suddenly struck by lightning and dies*
Bartsch by aimeeholstein December 2, 2010
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Aidan Bartsch 

man i wish I was Aidan Bartsch!
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ayden bartsch

Stunningly beautiful and charismatic. Her beauty is only matched by her intellect and sense of humor. She is confident and self assured. Every girl wants to be her and every guy wants to possess her.
Dude! That girl is so Ayden Bartsch, I feel like if I could meet her all my life's goals would be satisfied.

Josh Bartch Scam 

Similar to a pyramid scheme, it involves investing money in fraudulent companies to increase the value for share holders aka. pump and dump.
"I lost 40 thousand dollars in that Josh Bartch Scam."
Josh Bartch Scam by Eddie Bells April 12, 2022
german last name that no one ever spells correctly. often mistaken as: burch, birch, berch, bertch, etc, etc.
"wow how do you spell bertsch again?"
"i forgot how to spell bertsch."
"why are there like 4 consonants in a row in the name bertsch?"
bertsch by lauraaaaa May 29, 2008
Batschake is a derogatory german expression for somebody that comes from the Balkan and was mostly used in the 19th century. It can be compared to the german word Kanake.

Teddy Teclebrhan, a german youtuber/comidian, revived this expression using it in his impressions of an old racist german. You could say it's a similar situation as if a black person said the n-word.

In the 21th century it's generally seen as a joke and not taken seriously partly because of Teddy Teclebrhan, partly because it is so outdated and only used in dialects. In some parts of germany though (Thüringen, Sachsen, ...) it's still used as a bad word and taken very seriously.
GER: "Du scheiss Batschake haha"
ENG: "You fucking Batschake haha"

GER: "Raus aus meinem Land ihr Batschaken, geht dahin wo ihr hergekommen seit"
END: "Get out of my country you Batschaken, go back from where you came from"
Batschake by DabeLTC December 6, 2021
Indervidual acting stupidly, saying something stupid in a manner that makes others that are watching shake their heads and dislike that indervidual. Alternatively can refer to a pansy or picked on indervidual who is easily brort to tears.
Jimmy: "man that kid is clueless, look at him making a pass at that 11 year old"
Matt: "have fun in jail ya loser"
Reece: "talk about chuckin a bartschi..."
Bartschi by *tweeked* June 21, 2006
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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