bertsch 

german last name that no one ever spells correctly. often mistaken as: burch, birch, berch, bertch, etc, etc.

"wow how do you spell bertsch again?"
"i forgot how to spell bertsch."
"why are there like 4 consonants in a row in the name bertsch?"

bertsch by lauraaaaa May 29, 2008

Betsch

A short legged therefore escapable police officer who suffers little man syndrome therefore abuses his powers by persuing innocent hard working civilians illegally outside of his jurisdiction. Basically they are just a easily run-from-able lil NEWPORT betsch

Haha you can't catch me betsch

Betsch by Just another betsch from 302 February 26, 2019

Betsch

A corrupt short-legged bald headed power abusing angry cop who drinks 7-11 coffee and works the midnight shift.

Officer John why do you have to be such a Betsch?!

Betsch by Just another betsch from 302 February 27, 2019

Bartsch 

A god...of sorts. The followers are members of the religion known as Bartschism.

Aimee: "Did you make or sacrifices to Bartsch today?"
Joel: "Nope. I'm not sure if I believe in that guy..."
*Joel is suddenly struck by lightning and dies*

Bartsch by aimeeholstein December 2, 2010

Bertch 

1. (n) A master of Musical Instruments.

N. person 1 -" Did you see that violin player in that band?"
person 2. -"Yeah he is awesome!" "You can tell he is a Bertch."

Bertch by The lone Phoenix February 4, 2010

Betsch azz

A crooked power hungry low level police officer of a tiny Town. Whom suffers a condition known as microphallus and chronic itchy balls.

Officer John, you needs some tough-actin tinactin, for realz, wit ya Betsch azz

Betsch azz by Just another betsch from 302 February 27, 2019

berscht 

A smart German man who is always ahead of the game. He has knowledge about everything, and should probably run for mayor or president. He can read you like a book and knows how to stare right into your soul. A very funny guy if you get to know him however he's the LAST person you want to deal with if you piss him off.

dude : yo berscht how's it going bud
Berscht : how's what going ?

Dude : oh just things like ,uhh life ..work ...you know..
Berscht : go open a fucking book an learn some proper English

Dude : (stares at berscht in shock then seconds later runs away)

berscht by Aksjdj January 8, 2014