Barrel-Fuck

Also called "The Georgia Sunshine", "What are you doing step bro?" or "Old-timer's fleshlight" - To capture something (particularly an ape such as a baboon or gorilla) within a container (typically an empty barrel or large drinking keg) , tip it over to where its behind is facing up and pound said thing's guts to oblivion.

"Ever barrel-fucked a baboon buck nekked in the middle of the Sahara, balls-deep in pink so nice ya gotta tap it twice? That's how it feels to drive a Ford F-150."

Barrel-Fuck by W0W32987 January 4, 2023

Barrel-fuck

A sexual act generally committed as part of a sexual assault involving the barrel of a gun being inserted in the vagina.

"YOOOOO, Joe Son the UFC fighter that punched that guy in the dick like 50 times just got arrested for barrel-fucking some chick!"

🎶"As I creep, picture every human that I see
Slabs of human meat cause my kids gotta eat
I lives kinda deep, dark, up in the cut
Where niggas load nines, and barrel-fuck a slut
Nigga, what"🎶

Barrel-fuck by 91sicc May 28, 2023

Fuck Barrel 

Noun
-a situation in which there is no good, or at least a difficult outcome. Often brough upon one's self by an act of stupidity.
A fuck barrel may also simply be a horrible situation.

Alternatively
Fuck Barreling is a verb, usually ending in someone being Fuck Barreled. (adj)
See examples given.

Ex. 1, Noun
"That asshole was packing shit into a Uhaul, but started packing things infront of him, soon he couldn't even get out of the damn truck. He was in such a Fuck Barrel."

Ex. 2 Noun
"Man, my folks died, finals are in a week and my girlfriend left me. I am in such a fuck barrel."

Ex. 3 Verb
"I didn't do any research or homework and now I have to cram for my test tomorrow, I seem to always be fuck barreling myself like this."

Ex. 4 Adj
"I was on a roof replacing shingles, when a dog started getting into the garbage. So I kicked down the ladder on him to scare him away. I then realized I was quite fuck barreled."

Fuck Barrel by Colin Ohnemus December 12, 2008

Double barrel cluster fuck

A cluster fuck of grand proportions. When everything is fucked up in a major way.

Traffic today in downtown NYC was nearly impossible to get through. Talk about a double barrel cluster fuck!

Cluster fuck clusterfuck snafu fubar shit storm

Double barrel cluster fuck by Halfbreed Hammer November 10, 2015

Fuck barrel 

Borne out of early trans-Atlantic, all-male nautical voyages wherein a lottery system existed for each sailor to spend 'time in the FUCK barrel' in order to provide sexual release for crew members; the rectum placed against the bung hole for easy access.

Well, it's 6 am. Time for my rotation in the FUCK barrel. Too bad everyone's asleep. NOT!

Fuck barrel by YAWA October 28, 2022

devil barrell fuck 

when two men fuck a women while shes on her period

ryo and lave performd the devil barrell fuck on kaytee because she was the only girl willing to.

devil barrell fuck by ryoyoung December 20, 2006

Barred the fuck Out 

Used to describe something that is absolutely ridiculous or something that is so dumb it makes your head spin like a top.

Jimmy: “man did you see Chadwick from sig fag last night”
Eduardo: “hell yeah, I saw him run up to some chick, take her thong off with his mouth, and proceed to run around her in circles yelling “I got your nose, no more coke for you too big fucking idiot!”
Jimmy: yeah dude that was Barred the fuck Out.

Barred the fuck Out by Daddyreveal24 April 17, 2023