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Somewhere so boring all you'll find is pot heads sneaking into movie theaters and jacking stuff from walmart. When they're done that they hussle starbucks to complete the day.
"What did you do this weekend?"
"I went to Barrhaven and smoked weed"
"oh..."
Barrhaven by mudkipfuker June 15, 2009
One of the fastest growing residential communities in the city of Ottawa, municipality of Nepean. Normally surrounded by acres and acres of farmland, it's northen boundary is dictated by Fallowfield road, extending west to Cedarview road, and east to Prince of Whales dr. As of late 2005, it features a 6-theatre cinema, and a large strip mall on Strandherd road featuring Wal-Mart, Staples, Winners, and Loblaws among others. Real-estate value ranges anywhere from $110,000 to $1,500,000 in Barrhaven. It is also notorious for the large presence of ethnic minorities, including those of middle eastern or indian heritage, as well as asians. Often nicknamed "Brownhaven". Flooded with catholic schools, Barrhaven also has an extremely nice landscape, featuring many public parks and playgrounds that have been built within the last two years. It takes approximately 45 minutes to get downtown via Ottawa's OCTranspo, and a car or bike is required to get anywhere within the neighbourhood itself.
"Let's go downtown, though you'll have to give me 45mins since I'm commuting from Barrhaven"
barrhaven by awwjyeah November 30, 2005
Where dumbass high school kids think it’s ghetto
Barrhaven kids are retarded
Barrhaven by Biggthonk November 22, 2019

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026