Barnesey

To do something in which everything goes wrong, or to get so drunk that you need help from a crying scouse girl.

Person A emerges after a heavy night with a lot of sick

Person B: 'You had a right Barnesey last night'

by Norwich Ninja January 22, 2011

Barnseyed

Being so totally ‘out of it’ that you temporarily lose all sense of time, reality and spatial awareness. Normal bodily functions go out the window, you become incapable of retaining bodily fluids, bone structure disintegrates and all you can say is fuck, fucked or fucking hell.

Check out that lump of a guy on the floor over there. Silly fucker looks totally Barnseyed.

by Jo Bato August 14, 2011

barnesed

WHEN YOU ENGAGE IN SEX WITH A MAN WHO BRINGS EXCELLENT FOREPLAY BUT WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO ACTUAL PENETRATION AND YOU GET 1-20 SECONDS , LEAVING YOU VERY DISAPPOINTED.

AFTER A MONTH OF BEING PURSUED BY THIS MAN, I FINALLY GAVE IN LAST NIGHT AND I GOT BARNESED.

I WAS LIKE "DAMN I GOT BARNESED!"

by sadkitty101 November 7, 2018

Barnsey

Someone who can't handle anything which intoxicates the body and does stupid things on a regular basis.

"Dude, she got her tits out and pulled a total Barnsey."

by isetmyfriendsonfire January 4, 2009

BARNSEY

some who tells a shit story with no point or meaning and takes ages to tell it.

the BARNSEY- "did anyone see that ah movie with um that actor who ah u know"

anyone around yells: "BARNSEY!"

by thomas delong'e May 15, 2006

Barnesed

To be a ratfink, cop, snitch that sleeps with underage kids and Turkey bastes crystals

He's so barnesed out that he is elbow deep with that baster while bent over a toilet bowl.

by Sickoneforlife September 15, 2019

Barnesy

A slang term for anal sex. Taken from ex-Liverpool and England Footballer John Barnes who for the Official England 1982 World Cup anthem with New Order performed a rap which said "to unlock the defence you have to get round the back"

Alright dude went out on a date last night. You never guess what? Only went back to her's and she let me barnesy her.

by Alex John Cook December 14, 2008