Barmpot

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A foolish, silly, deranged or stupid person

Police sergeant- What does he look like?
Rose- He looks distinguished

Onslow -He looks like a barmpot.
Police sergeant- Can you narrow that down a bit? Does he have any distinguishing features?
Onslow -He was carrying a bucket and spade. Daisy- He was going to the seaside.
Police sergeant- With his bucket and spade....
Onslow- I told you, barmpot

Barmpot by Random Stooge May 28, 2018

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Barmpot

Old fashioned word used in the north of England to describe a person who is mischievous or clowning around. Often proceeded with an adjective; silly/daft

Stop running in the house, you're gonna break summat ya silly barmpot

Young boy: "Were you there at Jesus's crucifixion Nan?"
Old woman: "Don't be daft you cheeky barmpot"

Barmpot by BBMonkeyMan December 15, 2021

Related Words

Barmpot • bampot • Balmpot • Bampottery • barnpot • barpothesis • BAM potato • bare pothead • bar moth • Bar Potpourri

bampot

Glaswegian word for a "Headcase"

Away ye go ya "Bampot" ye!

bampot by Michael Steel September 24, 2003

Balmpot

A well used Scottish word (normally used in Glasgow) to describe a headcase, or a person slightly unstable usually through drink.

Och no hen, I'm no gonnae be oot drinking with that wee balmpot Stevie the neet.

Balmpot by Jimmy Bastart August 3, 2009

barnpot

Barnpot is used to describe somebody unintelligent and stupid.

Steve: "What is 10% of 350, John?"
John: "3.5 i think..."
Steve: "John you barnpot, it's 35..."

barnpot by 1v1OnRustM9 December 6, 2015

bampot

A Scottish term meaning 'hooligan' or 'trouble-maker'.

Other descriptions here mention 'stupid person' or 'clumsy idiot'. I wouldn't use bampot in either of those senses but, instead, go for 'fanny' and 'pleb' respectively.

Mind yersel aroond him, he's a pure bampot.

Whit ur ye dain ya bampot? Pit the hawf brick doon!

bampot by Stalkerro March 27, 2016

Bampottery

Originated from the famous history teacher, Mr Ossowski. To act like, or talk like a bampot in the school or workplace.

"I believe there is bampottery in this classroom, enemies will be fired out and punishment excerices WILL BE AWARDED!" - Mr O

Bampottery by Ginga Ninja June 16, 2004

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026