boremitzvah 

An event that is extremely boring.

This lecture on the history of ant hills is a total boremitzvah.

boremitzvah by soulwriter December 22, 2009

bongmitzvah 

A gathering with just a couple of people or a whole party that are there to smoke weed.

"Hey i was thinking, bongmitzvah this weekend?"

"Yeah!! But only like 4 or less? Last time there was too big of a head count."

bongmitzvah by meggiedough November 15, 2009

Barkmitzvah

Religious coming of age for a dog

My dog Jake had his Barkmitzvah today

Barkmitzvah by The Countercycler November 15, 2020