Definitions by CM_Schwartzy

Bark Mitzvah

The moment when a puppy becomes a dog.

Buster went the whole day without eating a cushion... I think he had his Bark Mitzvah!

Bark Mitzvah by CM_Schwartzy July 23, 2014

Clumsylingus 

What Don Knotts would do if he were going down on you - awkward, uncoordinated oral sex performed on a woman.

The good news is, he went down on me for a half hour. The bad news is... he performed clumsylingus. I think he spilled a drink in me too. Unbelievable.

Clumsylingus by CM_Schwartzy April 30, 2011