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barfable 

adj - something that is so gross and disgusting that it may make you barf
Meg and Lindsay said his new freshman girl was barfable.

Buffable 

BUFFABLE: Someone who is very sexy,hot, handsome, pretty etc, you desire them.. and so you would like to shag them.. this makes them very buffable.
Ben is so hot and Buffable..
Did you see that tight outfit she was wearing,,, shes very buffable.
Buffable by Mopsey13 July 29, 2010

barkable 

When the ontological status of an object is so remarkable that it warrants a bark.
Bro 1: Bro I just read The Abolition of Man and I'm woke
Bro 2: yeah bro CS Lewis is barkable.
Bro 1: *bark*
barkable by Barkation October 18, 2017

Barkable 

When an object is too powerful that you just have to bark.
Dog: what the fuck was that
Person: Me, walking.
Dog: kinda barkable my guy
Barkable by Barkable March 24, 2021
A term to measure how appealing or desirable a person may be. It is frequently used in reference to a persons visual appearance and how sexually appealing they may be.
“She is totally boffable!”

There is even a website named “Boffable.com” that is based on this principle. You upload a picture of your self, and see how boffable you are to other members on the site.
boffable by Sporked February 16, 2008
(bar-able)Able to go a bar or other of age drinking establishment.
"I can't wait until I'm barable, these house parties suck."
Barable by Alexa21 January 20, 2006
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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