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barfable 

adj - something that is so gross and disgusting that it may make you barf
Meg and Lindsay said his new freshman girl was barfable.

Buffable 

BUFFABLE: Someone who is very sexy,hot, handsome, pretty etc, you desire them.. and so you would like to shag them.. this makes them very buffable.
Ben is so hot and Buffable..
Did you see that tight outfit she was wearing,,, shes very buffable.
Buffable by Mopsey13 July 29, 2010

barkable 

When the ontological status of an object is so remarkable that it warrants a bark.
Bro 1: Bro I just read The Abolition of Man and I'm woke
Bro 2: yeah bro CS Lewis is barkable.
Bro 1: *bark*
barkable by Barkation October 18, 2017

Barkable 

When an object is too powerful that you just have to bark.
Dog: what the fuck was that
Person: Me, walking.
Dog: kinda barkable my guy
Barkable by Barkable March 24, 2021
A term to measure how appealing or desirable a person may be. It is frequently used in reference to a persons visual appearance and how sexually appealing they may be.
“She is totally boffable!”

There is even a website named “Boffable.com” that is based on this principle. You upload a picture of your self, and see how boffable you are to other members on the site.
boffable by Sporked February 16, 2008
(bar-able)Able to go a bar or other of age drinking establishment.
"I can't wait until I'm barable, these house parties suck."
Barable by Alexa21 January 20, 2006